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About xandermac

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  • Birthday 03/30/1957

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    I am a 54 year old mother of 3 boys and 1 girl. Married (this time) for 17 years. I cook in a small Cafe in a small town. I'm a pretty good southern food cook. I've been out of church for years but finally gave up on the whole believer thing about 6 or 7 years ago.
    I was pretty angry about religion at first, but after being here for a few years I've mellowed quite a bit. Now I can actually talk to christians without biting their head off...

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
    Morgan Freeman
  1. Still no job. Teenager driving me crazy. Dr. put me on Xanax and uh...shit I forgot what I was gonna say.

    1. florduh


      Stripping didn't work out? Damn. Hang in there.

    2. noob



    3. Akheia


      I hope it works out for you. (hugs)

  2. Right. And Xander had some nice recipes posted as well. Aww! How sweet that you remember. That seemed like a long time ago. My problem is I don't really have recipes. I just dump stuff in a bowl and cook it. I'm also used to cooking in large quantities so cutting down recipes is hard for me. I'm gonna get back to this thread though. Lets keep this one going. Anyone think of something southern they want to cook and I'll see what I can come up with. I'm not Paula Deen though. I cook way cheaper and I hate that fake bitch.
  3. You can't Cinnamon to do a woman's job and that's Fennel!
  4. Went to Career Center yesterday. No jobs for old fat cooks. I can be a truck driver or a stripper. Plus side is I have lots of extra rolls to stick dollars in.

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    2. Galien


      yep, totally the stripper, and we want pics


    3. xandermac


      Haha! No! You don't want pics!


    4. pratt


      maybe should cook something for those working at career centre and charge them for meals and get the job

  5. I need a job! Unemployment is boring and depressing.

    1. MissingLink


      Sorry to hear that! Best of luck finding a job...it's certainly not easy these days!!

    2. noob
  6. I work for people that think we're living in the "End Times" and that we shouldn't judge Jimmy Swaggart and all I can do is smile and hum Amazing Grace while realizing in my head I work for the SQUIDBILLIES!

    1. foolish girl

      foolish girl

      holy crap! condolences!

  7. I will be @ Walmart around noon stoning people for working on Sunday. If your in the area please bring your own rocks.

    1. foolish girl

      foolish girl

      actually, they need to die for work on saturday, the true sabbath. God said that law would never go away....so almost EVERYONE is going to hell. Jesus said that we should listen to god, except whenever Jesus has a better idea. It is all so confusing...

    2. Phanta




      To be safe, we can stone people on both days.

    3. Naughtyhamster


      Should I come and wear my sparkly rainboots and help you stomp on those heathens? xD

  8. Ever since I invoked the unlight of Cthulhu, MY BISCUITS HAVE NEVER TASTED BETTER!

    1. Fuego


      Finally, proof! I hope you'll make a video series about how we, too, can know the biscuit enhancing ungoodness of Cthulhu.

    2. Naughtyhamster


      What flavor are the biscuits? I'm not crazy over "Fire and Brimstone" flavor I would like just plain old buttermilk ( or if you're from AU or the UK raspberry or chocolate biscuits).

  9. My new Muhammed tattoo is TO DIE FOR.

  10. I so know what you mean about the woman that gives out the messages in tongues and the "healer". I think I may have even been that woman a few times and felt that "high". It's embarrassing to look back on it now. I've got drunk on alcohol before and not acted as stupid as I did when I was drunk in the "spirit". :goodpost: Welcome.
  11. For each cup of all-purpose flour, add 1 1/2 teaspoons of baking powder and 1/2 teaspoon of salt.
  12. EASY PEACH COBBLER 2 sticks butter melted 2 cups self rising flour 2 cups sugar 2 cups buttermilk 1 large can sliced peaches Pour melted butter in 9/13 casserole or cake pan Mix flour, sugar, buttermilk and pour over butter, DO NOT MIX Pour can of peaches on top Cook at 350 for about 30 minutes I see some people have a hard time getting buttermilk. You can use whole milk or half and half.
  13. See if you can get one of those Holy Toast machines. I want to see Jebus on my bread. I would've thought you more of a mustard and biscuit kind of guy!
  14. I hope people keep it going. These recipes are wonderful!
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