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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
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  1. It's 2 am and uncomfortably hot. Any tips for falling asleep? I've been lying here for two hours to no avail.

    1. Fuego

      Fuego

      When it's too hot in my room, I use a fan to blow air *over* my body, not on it and that seems to cool things just right.

    2. Helvetios

      Helvetios

      Alternatively you could get up and do something for a while before going back to bed. Works for me sometimes.

  2. I haven't been on here in over a month. New job etc.... Doesn't matter. I still have some issues to work through so you're not rid of me yet. Today I learned that apparently the reason the bible doesn't make sense is because I don't have the holy spirit in me. I though he was with me when I was a fundie, but apparently I must have been mistaken. He surely works in mysterious ways. So mysterious that sometimes it's as if he doesn't exist.

    1. Fuego

      Fuego

      Ah, yes, the "You were never a real believer" defense. When believers preach to us, belief is something super simple to do. When we deconvert, belief is something that has to be done juuuuust right. Bah.

    2. Deidre

      Deidre

      yes, god wants us all to be as confused as possible...that's what faith is all about. lol

    3. moanareina

      moanareina

      ...and...and...of course it is all your fault!

  3. Someone just told me my unbelief is because I'm still so young. (I'm 31) Apparently men only become religious in their 40's

    1. ficino

      ficino

      I was not much younger than 31 when I ditched the church.

    2. crazyguy123

      crazyguy123

      Lol, that's bullshit. Funny how they don't care to know why you gave up Christianity. It's easier for them to make up excuses, such as, "It's because you're still younger than 40".

    3. Deva

      Deva

      That's interesting in view of the fact that there are many ex-c's way over 31.

  4. Bought a new house, moved in and of course instantly after found out my job was in danger. Got a new job at another company with a 33% increase. It wasn't an easy time, but no god(s) were required to sort this out for me. If you still believe in god then the best you can say about him is that he's an underachiever. You can get far more done on your own.

  5. So my fundie wife waits for me to come into the room, then tells my two year old to close his eyes and pray with her. In the car to work I blasted christian music as loud as I could all the way. This Sunday I'm taking us all to church. If she's going to be a fundie then she has to do fundie stuff from now on.

    1. pratt

      pratt

      well, maybe you should start reading horror fairy tales to the kid from the bible

    2. mydisplayname

      mydisplayname

      What actually pissed me off is that we're in the process of buying a house and they we're praying for god to give it to us..... after I pretty much got the whole thing approved without god. Now god is taking the credit as usual. I asked her if she's going to thank him as well and she said yes. That's nice. I guess I had nothing to do with it..... Christian music from now on and bible study every night. I have a few pieces of scripture that I'm sure she's never heard.

    3. Aggie

      Aggie

      Not easy, man. My wife's still a believer. I've been telling my kids for a few years now that all that dogma is a false bill of goods. I have to say I'll be more than disappointed if they fall for all that crap that I used to...

  6. Trying to buy a house. Round one. I put in a offer. Other party puts in an offer for five grand more after he finds out about my offer (bastard). Round two: I get a 95% bond approved. Other party gets 80% bond approved. Round three: I'm trying to get my bond approved for 5% more. I don't know what the other party is doing, but I'm not going down without a fight. He'd better not have a deposit or I'm screwed.

  7. Remember kids, if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

  8. Apparently life begins at erection.

  9. Atheism is a religion. Yes much like not collecting stamps could be considered a hobby. or not smoking is a habit.

    1. falemon
    2. xliar

      xliar

      I just love the honesty of it all

  10. Abortian is wrong, but drowning every child in a worldwide flood is righteous.

    1. mymistake

      mymistake

      God's ways are immune to God's laws.

  11. How do you feel about the polynesian god lono? That's how i feel about your god.

    1. ficino

      ficino

      Lono has a cool name.

  12. Whenever a christian complains about something, I think "whats wrong... Didn't praying work?"

  13. Instead of being born again why not just grow up.

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    2. falemon
    3. ficino

      ficino

      Er, shoulda said, a little child who can put a fat check into the offering plate.

    4. AriTheApostate

      AriTheApostate

      That would require effort. And why put in effort when you can stay a kid forever? Just my 2 cents.

  14. Lonely? Need a companion? Rape any hot virgin and get a wife - Deutronomy 22:28-29

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