TheRedneckProfessor

That would be a skillet. Skillet is god.

Seeing a giant pan?

Oh good, you're bringing science into the discussion. This must mean you have some scientific evidence for the existence of God and not just bald assertions. I am eager to read your peer reviewed research.

I was once asked to pray over the meal at a family gathering. I expressed gratitude to the farmers who had produced the food, the immigrants who had picked it, the truckers who had transported it, the grocers who had marketed it, the family members who had bought it, and finally, to grandma and Aunt Susie, who had prepared it all. Never mentioned god. I haven't been asked since.

You have to get a license to drive a car; but not to have kids. That seems a bit fuckity to me.

The older I get, the more I agree with George Carlin. We need to take the warning labels off and let natural selection weed out the stupid. Only I think we should do more to help it along than just removing the labels.

Once you get trapped in the insanity of my feed, you'll know who the sucker is.

Demons aren't real. The Redneck Professor says so.

My son can't take a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to school on account of other kids having allergies. You know what my son is allergic to? Fucking rubella! That means you need to keep your unvaccinated whore-spawn at home so as not to put my kid in danger. god damn ignorant sons of bitches.

Facebook has suggested you several times. Perhaps next time I'll take the bait.

I hate people.

That's all old testament trash. In the new testament, St. Paul says it's better for men of god not to marry because a wife and family will only weigh them down. So a true "christian" marriage should not be possible.

I usually get a gut feeling after eating at Taco Bell.

That is the experience of a great many of us.

@RubyTuesday Do you reckon your childhood indoctrination might have had something to do with you ending up in the psych ward? No judgement here, just curious.