TheRedneckProfessor

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About TheRedneckProfessor

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    To be, rather than to seem.
  • Birthday June 22

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    Metro Atlanta, Georgia, USA
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    Biotechnology, Immunology, Genetics, History, Atheism, Anything Southern.
  • More About Me
    cogito ergo sum

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
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  1. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    Try not toilet it bother you too much. It anus bad as it seems.
  2. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    You could get a rendering of The Ass-ention into Heaven. Butt I'd find a really good artist if I were you.
  3. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    And we both know that we both know that only a god can kill another god. Besides which, asking for proof eschews belief; and I'd hate to already have to play the No True Scotsman card on you so soon into your return to beLIEving.
  4. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    Technically, the gospels only indicate that the Romans crucified jesus. They don't specify who it was as actually done the hammering. Since it is a proven and accepted mythological fact that only a god can kill another god, and since Thor is the god with the hammer, then it is only logical to conclude that the god who got nailed, must have done so by the god who got hammered. See? Logic trumps religion every time.
  5. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    jesus got nailed to a cross; Thor carries a big ass hammer. Coincidence? I don't think so.
  6. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    Well, we can all live in hope for one reason or another.
  7. TheRedneckProfessor

    I believe in Jesus again

    Congrats, dude.
  8. TheRedneckProfessor

    Buttered on both sides

    There is a difference between a law and a principle. A law is set in stone by some higher authority, be it a god or a society, and may be based on a principle, such as, "you will not kill." Principles are more fluid. Again, "You will not kill" is a good principle; but there are times when killing might be necessary to prevent worse. Objectivity and emotion (or belief) could both play a role in the breaking of this principle, as well as any laws associated with it. This is why there can be no "objective morality". Life, such as it is, affords us too many situations in which our principles need to be sacrificed, revisited, changed, or called into question. There are a few scenarios that can be seen in black and white; everything else is grey.
  9. TheRedneckProfessor

    Did Jesus Exist?

    Unless it's just for entertainment value, the debate really doesn't interest me. Even if there was definitive proof of a historical jesus, it wouldn't change the length of my commute, the length of my life, or the length of my cock.
  10. The very first story in the bible is a stern warning against seeking knowledge.
  11. TheRedneckProfessor

    Trip to Rome

    If I were going to Rome, I'd go to Bosnia instead.
  12. TheRedneckProfessor

    God cannot be judged by human standards

    god's Mighty Plan for Salvation makes it pretty clear that god does not understand us either. Therefore, he is in no position to judge us.
  13. TheRedneckProfessor

    Over and over and over and over and over...

    jesus is clearly none of these either.
  14. TheRedneckProfessor

    Over and over and over and over and over...

    "They should have paid attention to the flight safety instructions (bible) that the flight attendant (jesus) gave them from the very beginning of the flight. Fucking grace and relationships, assholes." ~End3
  15. TheRedneckProfessor

    Over and over and over and over and over...

    I suppose the church is like when a plane crashes and there are a few survivors. The rescuers stand at the door of the plane and yell out, "This way! Everybody come this way!" But the survivors are all confused and most can't even get their seatbelts off. The rescuers eventually get fed up and walk away, thinking, "Those assholes didn't want to be saved; fuck them."