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  1. How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

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    2. TheRedneckProfessor

      TheRedneckProfessor

      Naturally.  If 42 is not the answer, then perhaps you're asking the wrong question. 

    3. webmdave

      webmdave

      My dad changed my life with these:

       

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    4. TheRedneckProfessor
  2. I've often mistaken myself for someone else.

  3. That rose that rose

    To another's nose

    And sent its scent

    Where wild wind blows

  4. If you can't change the wind, you'd best adjust your sail.  

  5. You are worthy of being loved.

  6. Féidir leat a fheiceáil do leanaí do leanaí.
    1. TABA

      TABA

      Lá fhéile Pádraig sona dhuit, Prof!

    2. duderonomy

      duderonomy

      Lord, please send forth a believer gifted with the interpretation of tongues, and save me from Google.

    3. LogicalFallacy

      LogicalFallacy

      Hmmm I should learn Irish... I have Irish blood in me... apparently :ph34r:

       

      Dude, should we not praise the holy farter for providing us with google? I'd have no idea what's going on otherwise lol.

  7. Give me librium or give me meth.

    1. florduh

      florduh

      Patrick Henry Jones, meth lab entrepreneur in Alabama, right?

    2. LogicalFallacy

      LogicalFallacy

      Don't do drugs kids, you can't think straight with that shit.

    3. nivek

      nivek

      Valium AND Valhalla!

  8. Politics is war by other means.

  9. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori...?

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    2. TheRedneckProfessor

      TheRedneckProfessor

      Gold star for you, milesaway! Now what does it mean?

    3. Thurisaz

      Thurisaz

      "It's sweet and honorable to die for your country"

       

      My translation

    4. FreeThinkerNZ

      FreeThinkerNZ

      Indeed it is, if absolutely necessary. Also honourable to provide well for veterans.

  10. To be, rather than to seem.

    1. florduh

      florduh

      Esse quam videri - my high school's motto. Looking back, I doubt even the Latin students knew the meaning.

  11. If our environment changes to better accommodate the ignorant and the incompetent, whether by intent, design, or accident, then the ignorant and incompetent will be more likely to survive and pass their genes on to subsequent generations. We are doing ourselves, and evolution, no favors by dumbing down our society.

    1. Deidre

      Deidre

      Well, I've read recently that atheism is on the incline so that looks to be promising. I think the less religious a society, the less dumbing down of it.

    2. pratt

      pratt

      a homogeneous society woypuld be real boring

  12. I've just realized that I have more active posts than Ravenstar and BAA. It grieves me to have put so much quantity over so much quality.

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    2. milesaway

      milesaway

      you've got both quality and quantity as far as i'm concerned, just like Ravenstar and BAA do. now wear it with pride.

    3. pratt

      pratt

      but you makes almost everybody's day better, except,SB n some similar fellows

    4. pawn

      pawn

      You need to get a life dude. ;)

  13. If you can't say something nice about somebody, just imagine what they're saying about you.

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    2. Xerces

      Xerces

      Everyone talks behind everyones' backs, part o life.

    3. florduh

      florduh

      They can just pull my thumb! (Credit to BO)

    4. Thumbelina

      Thumbelina

      Woe to you! Ye are people of unclean lips!

       

      Isaiah 6:5 Yeah, we all are :(

  14. How could Spock have been half human and half Vulcan unless humans and Vulcans shared a common ancestor that allowed them to be genetically compatible?

    1. mymistake

      mymistake

      There was a Star Trek Next Generation episode that covered this. We are all children of the First People. It explained why all dominant races in the ST universe have 2 eyes, arms, legs and always 1 nose.

    2. pratt

      pratt

      does sons of god and daughters of man ring a bell? probably the same principles. MAGIC

    3. Fweethawt

      Fweethawt

      The untold story where Spock travels back in time to make vulcans and humans generically compatible...

  15. You won’t get too far down the road with a stone in your boot.

    1. florduh

      florduh

      A boot in the stones is just as bad.

    2. Eugene39
    3. pratt

      pratt

      get a pair of New Balance, bestest walking shoe

  16. Hey all, I'm heading out for a well deserved vacation tomorrow. If you don't hear from me for a while, don't worry.

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    2. florduh

      florduh

      Don't forget.........

       

    3. TheRedneckProfessor

      TheRedneckProfessor

      If I don't show up, florduh, you'll probably need to post bail.

    4. florduh
  17. If you can't remember something, you also will not be able to forget it.

  18. Learn to live without, and you will learn to live within.

    1. pratt

      pratt

      live simply so that others can simply live

  19. I hate picking strawberries.

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    2. florduh

      florduh

      I thought we had Mexicans for that.

    3. par4dcourse

      par4dcourse

      Dammit quit complainin' and hurry up with my daiquiri!

    4. Deidre

      Deidre

      i've been strawberry picking before, and the berries taste like candy...mmm! why do you hate it? lol

       

  20. Damn that vindaloo was spicy!

  21. My karma ran over my dogma.

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    2. crazyguy123

      crazyguy123

      That sucks. Now you've got to pry the rotting dogma off of your karma's tire.

    3. pratt

      pratt

      it'll be back

    4. NeverAgainV

      NeverAgainV

      That's good right?

  22. Intelligence is understanding the world; wisdom is understanding your place in it.

    1. Deidre
    2. milesaway

      milesaway

      never thought of it that way before, but i like it. :)

    3. Galien

      Galien

      wisdom is realising you decide what your place is in it

  23. Thinking about attending services at the Church Of The Wholly Profit. Anyone care to join me?

    1. Thurisaz

      Thurisaz

      Why would I enter a western government building? ;)

    2. pratt

      pratt

      hundred folds returns guaranteed?

  24. Если вы не можете прочитать это, попросить Иисуса, чтобы показать его вам силою святого спиртовой.

    1. Margee

      Margee

      And I feel the exact same way Professor!! *hug*

    2. florduh

      florduh

      нет дерьмо. And, hastala ontai shondai mytai ohmy!

    3. TrueFreedom

      TrueFreedom

      Prayuz Gawduh! I see it!

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