God

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God last won the day on September 13 2017

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About God

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    Doubter

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    nah, just the bible

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  • Location
    The Heavenly Realm
  • Interests
    Me, Myself, and Thy Truly
  • More About Me
    No thanks, I prefer the cryptic and vague use of prophets.

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
    Lol none before me, bro. See my commands.

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  1. The bible didn't mention you have excellent sunglasses.

    1. God

      God

      Ha! It's pretty safe to assume all my stuff is awesome, even the if the bible is silent on it. Lol!

  2. God

    Greetings!

    Nah, all my subjects prefer to capitulate and laugh at what I command them to laugh at. I laugh in the face of fools like you. You do realize that I sent a bear to maul a slew of street youths for calling one of my homies bald. You shouldn't fuck with me and you better get ta laughin.
  3. God

    Greetings!

    I have an even gooder reason for my pride, I'M the LORD. Soak in the worldly pleasures and attention, son, but you being funny just means I'M funny since I created you.
  4. God has poked TheRedneckProfessor with the middle finger of justice.

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    2. TheRedneckProfessor

      TheRedneckProfessor

      I would have thought an upgrade would be impossible for a god who is the same yesterday, today and forever.

    3. God

      God

      Not if it was always a part of my plan to begin with.

    4. TheRedneckProfessor

      TheRedneckProfessor

      Yeah.  I've seen how well your "plans" work out.

  5. God

    Greetings!

    You're here, right? Blessing enough. Work on that pride issue and we might work something out.
  6. God

    Greetings!

    Um. Motherfucker, I don't sin. I change the Bible to backtrack on my actions so it's never sin. It's all in there under the "NEW Covenant." It's okay, you'll get there. I like you, kid. Maybe I'll make you a profit some day.
  7. God

    Greetings!

    Yes, I didn't know a whole bunch of us were going to go join or I'd have picked a different user. Felt disrespectful to call myself "God" over there. I can ask to change the user if you'd like, since I don't represent you all.
  8. God

    Greetings!

    I just wanted to pop in here, rare I know, and say that I'm backing off the sarcasm and snark with William. He has been gracious. Frustrating, yes. Different perspective, yes. But he has allowed us on his site as his guests and I feel bad for how I've acted.
  9. God

    Greetings!

    See? I work in mysterious ways. Count your blessings, including that parking spot.
  10. God

    Greetings!

    Don't test me. I already promised you a good parking spot, why is it never enough with you people.
  11. God

    Greetings!

    See, that shit pleases me. If you find a parking spot later, that was me and you better not forget it either. I overlooked a starving child for you.
  12. God

    Greetings!

    I mean I don't NEED that, it's just smart. Work smart, not hard. If other people will, why should I give such effort?
  13. God

    Greetings!

    @midniterider did
  14. God

    Given your options

  15. God

    Greetings!

    EDIT: to remove rude line