Anushka

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About Anushka

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    Female
  • Location
    England, United Kingdom
  • Interests
    Music, Reading books
  • More About Me
    God pushed me away by not answering my prayers. If God is love, I have never experienced that love or warmth from him. Cried everyday for years and prayed. Didn't get even a single answer. The more closer I became to the God of the Bible, the more weirder I got.
    Proverbs 3:6 didn't happen to me.

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
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  1. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mum answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
  2. Anushka

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    It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it. He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in
  3. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    Why do people carry umbrellas?Because umbrellas can't walk.
  4. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
  5. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    [God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they— GOD: Make it undrinkable.
  6. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    Can February March? No, but April May.
  7. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    What do you call a priest that's also a lawyer? A father-in-law
  8. Anushka

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    What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso
  9. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles.
  10. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    Why was the stadium so cold? Because there were a lot of fans!
  11. Jeez! What's your problem! I wasn't "asking for acceptance or approval" I genuinely wanted to know how he did it cos I have seen many others apart from him do it.
  12. Anushka

    Lame Jokes

    You are Roo-d .... Maybe you are jealous of my joke ...🤣
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