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Purple Rhino

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  1. Wow Cerise, That is a fantastic tale! I really enjoyed your writing style and what a great take on an old story. Very well done. Thank You PR
  2. Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick. In an attempt to hide his full erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin', Dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed." Johnny replied, "What ya gonna do, fuck him?" PR
  3. What do you call white flakes in a blond girls panties? Clitty Litter PR
  4. There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" PR
  5. Dave thank you for your testimony and for having the vision to reach out to others with this site. Much of your experience mirrors that of my families in moving from church to church seeking answers to validate their own understanding. I only hope that someday they too will question enough for the big question "how can any of them be right when none are complete?" Until then I will continue to gather my chosen family close to me, as those I am genetically related too stay at a safe distance. Again thanks for this wonderful thought inspiring site. PR afterthought: Great ja
  6. "Oh no you can't trust a priest? He's taking advantage!" Said the altar boy None are so blind as those who refuse to see. PR
  7. Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having m
  8. WARNING Offencive PR A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon. The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses. The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on t
  9. Sybaris, Welcome! Pull up a keyboard and make yourself at home. I'm sure that you'll find plenty of conversations to jump in on from philosophical to just fun. PR
  10. A recent survey was conducted as to why men like blow jobs. 10% like the feeling 12% like the dominance 78% like the silence PR
  11. This is from an assignment I had to do for a creative writing class I took. The only prompt we had was: You come into possession of a mysterious package. I tried to be overly descriptive in the 40'&50's gumshoe style. I may tell you my grade later on in the thread LOL PR +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It was one of those days, sleep just wouldn’t let loose my brain yet I was unable to find that magical pathway back to slumber. Gray skies and brown snow greeted me as I stepped onto the cobblestone walk just outside my apartment into the wind tunnel that
  12. A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302. The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record says that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wo
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