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You get 3 guesses and the first 27 don't count.

I watched it and im looking forward to next season. And besides, they're on another planet. Science is different there! Now go watch the rest of it.

I'm more frightened knowing a psychiatry professor believes that than I am of the concept.

It's pique, Josh. Pique...

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to the alley and she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"

Who needs women when you have drones? Haha!

If by big ego you mean wishing my name wasn't used at all in this super, ultra, rational and civil discourse -- then I guess I have a big ego.

To further clarify, the example above pertaining to Joe Blogg (a.k.a. supposedly Me), is an EXAMPLE ONLY and this person (supposedly me) never did suggest the above mentioned and would appreciate it if people would stop associating him (supposedly me) with saying that. Thank you. Carry on.

A lumberjack went into the Magic Forest to cut down the tree. When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”

Finally, you guys are talking about someone else! I was beginning to think this was all about me!

Damn, nature, you scary! That's pretty neat.

I was going to stay out of this thread, but I just had to pop in here and say this; @LogicalFallacyAfter reading this post of yours... I have to admit, you have an amazing mind. In all of my time here, I don't believe I've ever seen someone as able to see the multiple facets of an issue, and give such level-headed explanations pertaining to so many of them in such a way that just about anyone with any level of literacy would be able to understand. For what it's worth, you've jumped way up on my respect-o-meter with the way you've conducted yourself in here. Thanks for starting this. Keep up the beyond excellent work. And now back to your regularly scheduled program...