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There's a man with a 25 inch penis. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can’t please the ladies with it being so big. He hasn’t found a lady yet who likes it and he can’t get any pleasure. She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog. When he finds the frog, he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says “no,” his cock will shrink five inches. He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks, “Frog, will you marry me?” The frog says, “No.” And his prick shrinks five inches. The guy thinks to himself, Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it’s still too big. So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog, “Frog, will you marry me?” Frog: “No, I won’t marry you.” The guy’s dick shrinks another five inches. But that’s still 15 inches and he thinks it is still just a little bit too big. He thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks, “Frog, will you marry me?”. Frog: “How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, NO!!!”

So here it is a day or so later and I decided to log out and log back in. Everything's back to where it was before this ship bomb started. Again I ask; WTF, YouTube?!?!?

I have two different YouTube accounts. Before I fell asleep today i plugged in my ear buds and, within YouTube, I hit play on an 8 hr. binaural beats video to help me sleep. When I woke up (early), I was signed out of the account I use frequently and somehow signed in to the account I rarely use. Then, when I signed back in to my usual account, it was as if it was new. No watched history, subscriptions or anything.

So I wake up today to find that all of my YouTube watch history, watch later list and all subscriptions have been wiped from my account as if they never existed. And now my home screen is cluttered with a bunch of random shit that I'm not even interested in! WTF, YouTube? WT fucking fuck?!?! Anyone else ever have this happen to them?

Actually, he still looks like Charlie Brown... ... with a chin cactus.

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-postpones-retirement-to-save-reefs-after-he-accidentally-discovers-how-to-make-coral-grow-40-times-faster/ One man’s happy accident has brought new hope to the recovery of coral reefs around the world. Dr. David Vaughan stumbled upon the groundbreaking discovery as he was working with corals at the Mote Marine Laboratory in Florida. He had been trying to remove a coral from the bottom of a tank when it broke into a dozen pieces. To his shock, all of the pieces regrew to the same size in just three short weeks, as opposed to the three years it had taken to grow the original coral.

A DEA agent stopped at our farm the other day. “We are going to need to search your land for illegally grown drugs.” I said, “that’s fine, but don’t go into that field over there. You won’t like it.” Agitated by this, the officer explodes saying, “do you see this god damn badge son?! This badge means I can go where I please, when I please, how I please! You have no authority when it comes to telling me where the fuck I can go! Have I made myself clear, boy?!” I politely nodded and went back about my business. A short time after, I heard a scream, looked up to see the DEA agent being chased by my big old mean bull. Every step, gaining, closing the gap between himself and the agent. It seemed as tho he would surely get gored before returning to safety. The officer was clearly terrified. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and screamed at the top of my lungs.... “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKIN BADGE!!”

American killed by the Sentinelese in Andaman may not have acted alone -- https://m.hindustantimes.com/india-news/american-killed-by-the-sentinelese-in-andaman-may-not-have-acted-alone/story-pDngyFQCjiR1jzpzWE00XI.html Two officers said that they have found evidence that two other US citizens came to Andaman and held several meetings with the John Chau at a “safehouse” just days before he went to the island.