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Two whales are swimming in the ocean when the come upon a whaling ship. The one whales looks to the other and says "HEY, thats the ship that killed my brother!" The other whale says "What do you wanna do?" The first whales says, "Alright, here's the plan; were gonna go to the surface fill our lungs full of air and go right underneath the boat and blow as hard as we can! Our air will flip the boat and all the men will fall in the water and drown!" Second whale says "Okay, lets do it". So they get their lungs full, they dive down beneath the boats hidden from the whalers. They blow as hard as they can and flip the boat with literal ease. The whales swim back and watch as the men struggle to survive. The first whale looks to the second and says "Man, they really aren't drowning like I wanted them to, we've got to do something!" Second whale says, "Okay, what would you like to do?" First whale says, "Lets eat them!" Second whale stops him and says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I agreed to the blow job, but i'm not swallowing the seamen."

Belgium: First Islamic State in Europe? -- https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/12203/belgium-islamic-state The French acronym of Belgium's ISLAM Party stands for "Integrity, Solidarity, Liberty, Authenticity, Morality". The leaders of the ISLAM Party apparently want to turn Belgium into an Islamic State. They call it "Islamist democracy" and have set a target date: 2030. According to the French magazine Causeur, "the program is confusingly simple: replace all the civil and penal codes with sharia law. Period". Created on the eve of the 2012 municipal ballot, the ISLAM Party immediately received impressive results. Its numbers are alarming. The effect of this new party, according to Michaël Privot, an expert on Islam, and Sebastien Boussois, a political scientist, could be the "implosion of the social body". Some Belgian politicians, such as Richard Miller, are now advocating banning the ISLAM Party.

President Donald J. Trump is the greatest Leader in the history of the United States. The best of us can only hope that this once great nation of ours is blessed with a second term of being guided back to greatness by this outstanding man. The vile naysayers who speak out against him do so out of the fear of being recognized as the deeply rooted source of corruption and moral degeneration that has tried to drag our country down to meet them in their wretched abyss of a lair for the past many decades. Donald J. Trump is the closest President we've had in an excruciatingly long time who embodies all the necessary qualities of an actual Commander-in-Chief.

*Looking side-to-side making sure there are no other witnesses.Then, locking his gaze with LF for a passionate moment that tastes of eternity, Fwee, with an almost animalistic aggression states,* ME, LoFal! Me! That would be me!

Christian girl set alight for turning down Muslim man’s marriage proposal -- https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/04/21/christian-girl-set-alight-for-turning-down-muslim-mans-marriage-proposal/ LAHORE: A Christian girl was set ablaze by a Muslim man in Sialkot for “refusing to renounce her faith and marry him”, Pakistan Today has learnt. According to the girl’s father Yaqoob Masih, his 25-year-old daughter Asma used to work as a domestic help at the house of Saeeduz Zaman in Mohalla Pakpura area in Sialkot.

First of all -- no about the bike. And secondly, I probably will die of a massive heart attack some day. Those deaths run in the family. Thirdly -- no about the bike. She's too much for you.

I have to respectfully disagree about Popeye's being better than KFC. Unless of course, although it is a franchise, the chicken tastes different depending on location? I don't know... I've had Popeye's twice in my adult life, the first time, I though it was greasy and nearly flavorless. A few years later, I decided to give it another try because I heard so many other people say how delicious it is. Again -- it tasted greasy and flavorless to me. Just like KFC's "extra crispy"... Is it extra crispy? It sure is! And how does it taste? Greasy and damn near flavorless. I like KFC and a Greek fried chicken place in Warren Ohio where I grew up called, Buena Vista. That chicken is to die for. On occasion, my wife and I will hop on the bike and take the 60 mile ride just to have it for dinner. When you order your meal, it takes 25 min. until you're served because they make it up fresh. Couple that with their fried greens and you've just created heaven on Earth.

Don't forget, too, if the populace had been heavily armed, the only thing the Germans would have had to do is take over the towns and legalize school and mass shootings. Then the genocide would have taken care of itself in a couple of months.

Most of you reading this might remember the thread(s) I had going back in Katrina time about all of the looting taking place and the "certain color" of the looters. If I recall correctly, our then brave band of SJWs came swooping in to the rescue and, once again, blaming the looting on the poverty level of the looters (who in those videos showed no signs of being poverty stricken) and pretty much just stopped short of blaming the occurrence of the hurricane on Whitey. Regardless -- I stumbled across this little tidbit today and just thought I'd share another video related to the same thing. Only this time, there's a much more exciting component added to the episode... Footage of ummm *cough* (less than light) *cough* police officers joining in on the looting. Enjoy! And all this time I've been trained to think that only white cops are guilty of crime and corruption... hmmm...

They should've included the gravy in there somewhere. I could almost order a large cup of that stuff and drink it with a straw.

Did anyone else notice the misspelling in the title?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-19/u-k-goes-a-record-55-hours-without-coal-as-clean-power-expands Coal, which fueled the world’s biggest economies for more than a century, is increasingly losing out to renewables. The latest example of how one of the dirtiest fossil fuels is being squeezed out of the market came this week in Britain, which went for a record 55 hours without its any of its power plants producing electricity by burning coal.

I'm looking forward to reading what Casey has to say about this one.