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Fweethawt

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  1. Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take. "Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic." "Logic?" Jim asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" Proudly, Jim responded, "Yes, I do." "Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said. "Yes, yes I do have a lawn!" "Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house." "Yes, yes I do have a house!" "And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family." "Yes, yes I do have a family!" "And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual." "Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Jim exclaimed. "Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded. Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob. "Bob, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Jim told Bob. "Logic?" Bob asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" "No." "Then you're gay."
  2. This is incredible! Witness the power of the holy spirit!
  3. Depends on how crazy the nut is.
  4. If you're into swallowing the nut, then I guess so.
  5. Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what do we do?" Husband says "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."
  6. London attack: Seven killed in vehicle and stabbing incidents -- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40146916
  7. I almost followed up in my previous post with the words, same with Florida. I've been to Texas. There is a whole lot of stupid going on in Texas.
  8. Nothing with the word Texas in it surprises me anymore.
  9. I watched most of the first season and got lost and couldn't figure out where they were going with the story. So I just lost interest and never even finished the first season.
  10. I was just getting ready to post something along these lines. When you're young and (understandably) unsure of yourself, you seek validation from others because there's no way you can know whether most of your decisions are the right thing to do since you don't have the experience under your belt to allow you to feel comfortable or actually know what the "right thing" is. And on the flip side, the quest for validation goes away as experience is gained.
  11. Yes and mostly yes. I think that now because, well, I just can't help to. There's just way too many people and groups out there trying to get other people to buy into their brand of bullshit either to gain followers or to feel more justified in spreading their "truth" because in their minds they think if more people believe them, the truer their bullshit is. So I tend to weigh things based upon what I can observe in my own little corner of reality against the bullshit I hear from other people. Rarely ever do they coincide.
  12. Fweethawt

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    For sugar cravings, change your diet to a low carb, high fat diet. Your cravings will be gone in under a week. I highly recommend Dr. Eric Berg and Thomas Delauer on YouTube. They are ketogenic diet specialists and they give away a wealth of knowledge on the subject. More than enough to get you started and into a craving-free lifestyle. As far as your itchy, aching gums and teeth -- see a dentist.
  13. Methinks a niche has been uncovered.
  14. What about chem trails and tubes? Are people still crazy about that stuff, too? I can remember back as I was going through my deconversion, I almost fell for all of the other garbage. It was like my brain was looking to find the next biggest pile of bullshit to dive into. That's when it clicked... What if everybody is full of shit and all of this stuff is made-up bullshit with a heavy dose of paranoia?
  15. The issue will be addressed as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.
  16. I'll try bringing this to the table. I would imagine you'll hear back or see results within a day.
  17. I brought this issue to the attention of the other moderators. Hopefully we can get this straightened out for you.
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