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: I've never actually sat and read any of the Bible. I felt like it a few minutes ago, and flipped through Revelations. It sounds like some intense fantasy movie, what with all the angels and dragons and stuff o_o
Not to mention the talking animals and the crowds of magically undead folks.
The Bible alternates between hilarious absurdity and shocking violence and immorality, with a little bit of sane "good stuff" mixed in. The small amounts of "good stuff" is what believers hear in church. The rest of the Bible is generally devoutly ignored.