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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
    theobroma cacao
  1. Welcome to the board, and hope you find what you're looking for here.
  2. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...............I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
  3. Now Loren's got me wanting to have a Nativity scene at Christmas. Great testimony, Neil. Always love to read your posts.
  4. Welcome to Ex-C, nirrti. I hope that your path from now on is more satisfying to you, and that you succeed in living the truth as best as you can. (And definitely sit by Reach. She usually has yummy brownies to pass around.)
  5. Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great and I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone. I'm sorry, but clearly I don't have the same feelings for you, as you have for me. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Take care, John So Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her friends and colleagues for any attractive snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the handsome men she had collected. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note: Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Sincerely, Mary
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