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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
    theobroma cacao
  1. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...............I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
  2. Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great and I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone. I'm sorry, but clearly I don't have the same feelings for you, as you have for me. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Take care, John So Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her friends and colleagues for any attractive snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the handsom
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