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Foxy Methoxy

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Foxy Methoxy last won the day on February 13 2012

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  • Birthday 10/06/1975

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    My blog: http://imperious1.blogspot.com/

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?

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  1. Just read the former pro wrestler Chyna is releasing a couple of hardcore porn titles soon, one entitled "Backdoor to Chyna." Eh... good luck with the new career, Ms Laurer.

  2. My bucket list is different from the normal one. It is a list of things I don't want to do in this life. Getting trampled in a cattle stampede, for instance.

    1. asanerman


      How far down the list is returning used bed sheets?

  3. Sometimes, in a moment of weakness, I question my inate awesomeness.

    1. blackpudd1n


      I guess you're not Barney, then :P

  4. Hekas, Hekas, Este Bebeloi!

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    2. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      Close! Israel Regardie.

    3. Astreja


      Darn, I should've known that... I used to have quite the Israel Regardie collection and even had an autographed copy of "The Romance of Metaphysics." (BTW, wasn't IR Crowley's secretary at some point?)

    4. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      Yes, he was. Also, hekas, hekas, esta bebeloi is used by gnostics to open the temple.

  5. Foxy Methoxy


    Nice! I bet he only buttons the first two buttons of his shirt.
  6. Foxy Methoxy


    Is it me? Or does Lot kind of look like Ernest Hemmingway in this drawing?
  7. Why, when speaking on behalf of God, do certain people use Old King James Version English? It makes no sense. No one says thee, thy, or thou anymore!

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    2. asanerman


      To truly know why you must be "Called" to speak ecclesiastically. But my best guess is that it's annoying, except when spoken by poets or lost Romantics!

    3. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      Blessed are the lost Romantics, for they shall inherit the podium.

    4. asanerman
  8. My boss told me I should ask all my friends to pray for me. I told him 85% of my friends are either atheist, agnostic, or pagan.

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    2. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      The other 15% would only pray half ass at best.

    3. lunaticheathen


      I'll pray to Hethert that you get laid tonight. How's that?

    4. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      That wouldn't be good. My fiancee is in New York right now. It's a nice thought, though!

  9. One should never base their principles on an assumption. If the assumption is negative, it becomes overly negative. If the assumption is optimistic, it becomes overly optimistic. If it is moderate, it becomes overly moderate. Therefore, one should take care to only base their principles on inanimate objects.

    1. asanerman


      And in a manner or measure or to a degree or number that strictly conforms to a fact or condition--Exactly!

  10. Any attempt at humor is a risky prospect, especially in text.

  11. My brain has never moved fast. It's like a diesel engine. It starts slow and once it gets going, it pollutes everything around it.

  12. Looking forward to dinner tonight. I make the best groundhog casserole!

  13. Somebody on Craig's List posted a property in Lithuania he wants to trade for an American car or $7,500. Anyone wanna split the deal with me and time share the cottage? We can claim to be Lithuanian land barons.

  14. When life hits a rough patch, I make rough patch-ade.

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    2. ConureDelSol
    3. stryper


      isn't that just one part coke, two parts rum, 3 part vodka?

    4. Foxy Methoxy

      Foxy Methoxy

      I think that drink is called a russian pirate.

  15. It's not a relationship. It's a personal religion.

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