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You Freakin Hilarious People And Honest Bastards


Madie

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alright, i just had to post this one:

 

some of you are soooo freakin hilarious you're going to make me pee my pants...

 

the reason why many of the things you say are soooo funny is because it's soooo true.

 

wow---nice to know that once we are free from the constraints of christianity we can be so free and creative in our thought process--it's almost like someone finally added color to our previously black and white lives

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your point being?

 

i'm talking about the site in general--all the forums. people here are so free in thought and very logical. it just goes to show that when christianity has its contraint on you--it also contraints your freedom of thought and you become lifeless drones who repeat what's been drilled into thier heads.

 

sorry...shoulda had a better intro....

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Ah okay, sorry I didn't mean to sound like a troll. ;)

 

Yeah I love it over here, you can say whatever the hell you want. Freedom is good baby! yeah! ;)

 

welcome to the mbs! wheeeeee! :)

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Word.

 

Christianity taught you to align your will with God's. Big responsibility considering nobody had any idea for certain what God's will was.

 

Leaving Christianity allows you to align your will with *gasp* yourself, which naturally allows you to be free for self-expression and to accept yourself rather than judge yourself by an impossible standard.

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Ah okay, sorry I didn't mean to sound like a troll. ;)

 

Yeah I love it over here, you can say whatever the hell you want. Freedom is good baby! yeah! ;)

 

welcome to the mbs! wheeeeee! :)

 

 

no problemo...it just feels sooo good to be able to think freely. it's like taking a breath of freash air

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Humor is relative. :mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this cousin of mine... :lmao:

Oh god! :lmao:

He tells some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard! :lmao:

 

:phew:

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Humor is relative. :mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this cousin of mine... :lmao:

Oh god! :lmao:

He tells some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard! :lmao:

 

:phew:

 

 

 

 

 

you're smoking pot with jackson again aren't you?

 

 

 

:HaHa:

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Humor is relative. :mellow:

 

 

And this cousin of mine... :lmao:

Oh god! :lmao:

He tells some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard! :lmao:

:phew:

you're smoking pot with jackson again aren't you?

 

:HaHa:

Not tonight. He's busy rearranging his collection again. :scratch:

 

:HaHa:

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Humor is relative. :mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this cousin of mine... :lmao:

Oh god! :lmao:

He tells some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard! :lmao:

 

:phew:

 

 

 

 

 

you're smoking pot with jackson again aren't you?

 

 

 

:HaHa:

 

Hey how did you know? I used Fabreeze!

 

 

 

Not tonight. He's busy rearranging his collection again. :scratch:

 

:HaHa:

 

But I ate the evidence...

 

AND the cardboard :grin:

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eeww nasty pervs, maybe you should fuck each other

 

 

:lmao:

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eeww nasty pervs, maybe you should fuck each other

 

 

:lmao:

 

TI TEGROF UOY T'NOD dna erttufkcub esuom EHT ma I

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eeww nasty pervs, maybe you should fuck each other

 

:lmao:

Umm... The odds of him actually having that collection are much greater than something like this ever happening. I'm pretty sure that neither of us are into playing bunghole billiards, if ya know what I'm sayin'. :Hmm:

 

:HaHa:

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get ready to cover up your asshole Fwee, after all you don't need 2 assholes now do you?

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BUT, now that I've read HIS reply, it might just be within my best interest to find myself a good cork. :twitch:

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*offers one up to Fwee*

 

yeah be careful, that jj is quite the assfucker. Tried to come up after mine. *shudders*

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*offers one up to Fwee*

 

yeah be careful, that jj is quite the assfucker. Tried to come up mine. *shudders*

:twitch: Let's keep our personal experiences out of this, shall we? :twitch:
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Nah, from what I know about you Fwee, I know you like hearing this kinky shit.

 

:lmao:

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*offers one up to Fwee*

 

yeah be careful, that jj is quite the assfucker. Tried to come up after mine. *shudders*

 

I prefer the tightness of mouse ass to Knightley.

 

Unfortunately they die in the process, so I prefer them to be dead first.

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*offers one up to Fwee*

 

yeah be careful, that jj is quite the assfucker. Tried to come up after mine. *shudders*

 

I prefer the tightness of mouse ass to Knightley.

 

 

 

I bet you sucked horse cock when you lived on your parents land, huh????

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*offers one up to Fwee*

 

yeah be careful, that jj is quite the assfucker. Tried to come up after mine. *shudders*

 

I prefer the tightness of mouse ass to Knightley.

 

 

 

I bet you sucked horse cock when you lived on your parents land, huh????

 

You have no idea. I have this horse named Pandora, and I rammed her box on a daily basis.

 

To be with you, I would be settling for less :shrug:

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jackass fucker!

 

You never told me about this.....

 

beastial fiend!

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I bet you sucked horse cock when you lived on your parents land, huh????
Be careful where you tread young lady. :nono:

 

The horses sucked his cock!

 

And they didn't live through it, either. :Hmm:

 

 

:ugh:

 

Those poor fuckin' horses... :HappyCry:

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*shhh*

 

I heard he tried to impregnate a mare........

 

 

jj you are nasty dude!

 

*slaps jj*

 

*walks away*

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I bet you sucked horse cock when you lived on your parents land, huh????
Be careful where you tread young lady. :nono:

 

The horses sucked his cock!

 

And they didn't live through it, either. :Hmm:

 

 

:ugh:

 

Those poor fuckin' horses... :HappyCry:

 

Hey that's a documented case of shotgun to the head.

 

And it's not MY fault the pellets were made out of white... um.

 

What were we talking about again?

 

*shhh*

 

I heard he tried to impregnate a mare........

 

 

jj you are nasty dude!

 

*slaps jj*

 

*walks away*

 

Girl, I'll give you a foal you'll never believe :HaHa:

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