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Did Jesus Eat His Own Shit...?


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I mean..speaking of rabbits....................bible god or whoever wrote the bibble, gets a lot wrong...rabbits don't chew their cuds

 

 

Leviticus 11:6 (King James Version)

 

 

"And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."

 

 

Do they...?

 

 

 

tyvmp025.jpg .... they do have big sharp nibble teeth.

 

 

 

bunny wabbits are very important wittle critters........and require a whole lot of study....lots and lots of it!!!! The results have earth shattering consequences for our planet.....how can I stress the importance of it more.......!!!

 

SOme like Ed Bab...says .....http://www.edwardtbabinski.us/creationism/rabbit_cud.html

The Famous Infidels....quote this guy - an academic no doubt............http://www.infidels.org/library/magazines/.../2/2chew95.html

there are fabulous debates about it on.. even on Infidels http://www.iidb.org/vbb/printthread.php?t=133308

 

 

so what am I to do.......do I somehow conclude that chrisitianity is -very definately set for the purpose of breaking the boredom of humans as Frederick Nietzsche's observes in "The Antichrist ...or maybe to create it...that is the question.....!

 

Do I look like I've got big floppy ears...that I didn't know about bunnies being so wonderful? I wouldn't want to eat one anyway....even if gawd told me to in a vision!

 

Cud....is not shit - one needs to be clear on this!?

 

I'm left wondering if Jessus ate his own shit!

 

Have I discovered the infamous cult of the wabbit?

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Hey!! That's my buddy Wensleydale in the picture! Lookin' good, dude.

 

Wabbits wock da house. :woohoo:

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according to Ezekiel 4:12 God made Ezekiel eat his own shit, and the Gospels take great pains to compare Jesus with Ezekiel...

 

I'd say you've had an es-scat-ological revelation!!!

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I'd say you've had an es-scat-ological revelation!!!

Ow.

 

(writes the line down for future use)

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I'd say you've had an es-scat-ological revelation!!!

Ow.

 

(writes the line down for future use)

 

:lmao:

 

According to the 'crapologist'........" Ezekiel 4:12 God made Ezekiel eat his own shit, and the Gospels take great pains to compare Jesus with Ezekiel..."

 

 

we're cookin' ...thanks I'm addin that to me religious journal of " facts"...*hehe* '

 

So.....Ezekiel and Jesus are both rabbits!

 

 

 

Poo .....

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And therefore, Jesus is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...the Easter Bunny! :woohoo:

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Yes, 'tis the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog rendered in sweet, harmless plush.

 

*chomp*

 

Wensleydale! Leggo! OwOwOwOw! (quickly feeds more carrot cake to her Very Own Killer Rabbit)

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And therefore, Jesus is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...the Easter Bunny! :woohoo:

 

 

EGGSACTLY!

:lmao:

 

*chomp chomp*

 

it is ....it is...the very same Killer Wabbit form the 'holy grail'....Sir Dark Helmet.

 

I think maybe the 'resurrection' went something like this......

The Bunny lives!!!

HolyGrail176.jpg

 

and that maybe cwistian's are all full of shit.!

Wabbit shit ..that is.....fine Holy Biblical SHit!

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Do you know what the word ...'RABBI'..is missing

 

that's right the "T"

Jebus was a a tad 'jewish'...after all - proof positive :HaHa:

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