Fweethawt Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Being a male and all.... I sure had some fun with this thread though. <--- That's for everyone who thought I was a woman during this entire exchange. Especially you, Freeday. You'd better damn-well be thanking everyone who DID know you were a male and kept quiet while you played with Freeday. I know!! I kept watching the bottom of the screen and seeing members reading this thread who knew my gender and I kept saying to myself, "Don't ruin it. Please don't ruin it!" Then there was a couple that played along. (Amethyst and AGF just from memory) Thanks for the laugh. Your welcome. ... Fwee, does this mean I am gay? Why? Are you still feeling an attraction to me now that you know I'm a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampyre Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 No, just your mouse avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 No, just your mouse avatar... He is cute, ain't he? Heck, I'd do him, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Fwee, So....are you pregnant or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Fwee, So....are you pregnant or not? Nope. And strangely enough, I don't want any pickles or popcorn today, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Nope. And strangely enough, I don't want any pickles or popcorn today, either. Whew! Close Call! You don't want to have to start all over again with the father routine when you have kids in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Whew! Close Call! You don't want to have to start all over again with the father routine when you have kids in high school. You got that right! Speaking of my kids, my oldest son just got his first car two days ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Whew! Close Call! You don't want to have to start all over again with the father routine when you have kids in high school. You got that right! Speaking of my kids, my oldest son just got his first car two days ago. Now ---- maybe that's the reason for the pickles and pop-corn craving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Now ---- maybe that's the reason for the pickles and pop-corn craving. You know -- that could be it. Nah. He's a pretty cautious driver so far. He had a couple of almost-big-time doozies when he started to learn. But he's pretty good now. *crosses fingers* Not only that, but he pretty much just uses the car to go back and forth to work for now. He only works about ten minutes away from the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 What a major milestone! Remember when he was just a little boy. They grow up too fast. But look on the bright side, now you have someone else in the house to run some errands for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 What a major milestone! Remember when he was just a little boy. They grow up too fast. Yeah, they do grow up fast. And yes, I can remember the day both of my boys were born as if it was yesterday. But look on the bright side, now you have someone else in the house to run some errands for you. Oh hell yes! Fwee, Happy birthday! Thanks, Zoe! You were the first one to catch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Thanks, Zoe! You were the first one to catch that. That's cuz I am wonderfulness personified Or...not. lol Oh and on this whole pregnancy topic...about 7 or 8 years ago i had a pregnancy scare. I was very late (like I think I had skipped a whole month...which isn't THAT unusual for me) but I was puking every morning like clockwork for about 4 days there. I still don't know to this day what was going on. Maybe I was just incredibly anxious and worried that I was pregnant (I had just left my first husband, and I was paranoid that an accident we'd had was gonna turn into a baby) or maybe I was pregnant and miscarried really early from all the stress and anxiety. I really don't know. You should have used a urine pregnancy test. It may not have told you if you were pregnant, but you'd have known if your pee was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 ...and then by that time I'd gotten my period. Was that before or after you cycled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurari Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Happy Birthday, Fwee! Yer not preggers? Oh well, I can still give the multiple little booties I got (just in case your kid ended up having more than two legs) to you as a birthday gift. You can put them one....I dunno, I'm sure you'll think of something odd and totally fashionably fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheistMommy Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Happy birthday dear Mr. Fweethawt, Happy birthday to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Happy Birthday, Fwee! Thanks. Happy birthday dear Mr. Fweethawt, Thank you, too. Happy birthday to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Fwee, Fwee, Fwee... You are obviously in serious denial about both your true gender and your miracle pregnancy. I suggest 50 'Hail Marys' and a Jagermeister high-colonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightley Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Hi, Knightley. Wherefore hath art thou been? Frolecking around my sweet nah just took some time off, am back bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts