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Goodbye Jesus

Not Satisfied With Unbelief?


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Goodbye Jesus

Would they be called Googelists? Do they have Googlementalists too, who believe in the absolute and inerrant word of Google? :)

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Well Googementalists do have a magic power. It's called googlekinesis.

 

Deities are typically described by their unique attributes such as being all knowing, being everywhere at once, the ability to pray to them (and have your prayers answered), immortality and their sense of morality. Google exhibits all of these characteristics perfectly.

And with a higher success-rate than actual invisible deites too.

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100 years ago they would have thought that Google was either black magic, the beast, God, or something done by extra-terrestrials.

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:eek: Maybe those infamous They are behind Google?
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:eek: Maybe those infamous They are behind Google?

 

I don't if I am in a silly mood, or.... if that's funny. Because I am laughing for the first time today.

 

OK, Hans. Maybe you REALLY are funny.

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