Ramen666 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I compare God to Adlof Hitler. I think they would be a good team because it is basically the same principal here. First the comparing of the two... 1. God accepts only "certain" people / Hitler only accepts Nazis. 2. If you don't believe in God well you will be put in the eternal pressure cooker/ Hitler if you are Jew you wll suffer and probably die for not being a certain type of race. 3. Jeezus Christ was followed by many/ Hitler was a leader followed by many 4. Christians create hate against non belivers, gays, woman / Hitler created hate against Jews 5. Christians use propoganda ( Focus on the Family) / Nazis used propganda ( Feel free to add more to this if you come up with anything.) Now you see this example of the two Hitler and God Another example is... God- ( holds gun to your head)- LOVE ME I AM REAL People- Ok...ok...just don't shoot me I want to live There is no true love there and all Christians want is to be saved from Hell. There is no true love in it. It is Christians own selfishness. Now I hope this thread stays alive...I want to hear your analogys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 1) Power corrupts 2) Absolute power corrupts absolutly 3) god is all powerful 'nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTDT Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Egomaniacal temper-tantrum-throwing child who abuses his pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markkasan Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 A crutch: weakened people turn to him for support and solace. Big Brother: He's always watching you, and his followers are adept at brainwashing, spying, and general tyrrany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunk Bishop Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 a slam dunk... yeah, but Santa Claus 1. obsessed with who's naughty or nice 2. omniscient 3. gives good things to good people and gives shit to bad people, enforces morality... (i dunno, does Santa ever "forgive" anybody?) 4. lives in a secret location 5. makin a list and checkin it twice = "the book of life" 6. can do miracles/impossible 7. reindeer/elves do santa's transportation/work, God has angels 8. eternal... why aren't there stories about the "birth of Santa" 9. anthropomorphic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcissist Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 God is the Mafia boss. Satan is his chief hitman. "I didn't do nuthin' officer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 8. eternal... why aren't there stories about the "birth of Santa" Oh but there are... http://www.ypp.net/fullarticle.asp?ID=145 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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