Fweethawt Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 GIT R DONE 4 CHRIST.....I shit you not it said that. I bit of me died that day. I've heard this saying before (GIT R DONE) and I'm pretty sure that it was started by one of them stand-up comedian guys. My question is, what was the original intent of that saying? Is it funny, or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftofpunk Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yeah, it's like the catch phrase of one of the "blue collar" comedians Larry the Cable Guy....who I'm sure is a certified millionaire now. I don't understand it, only that every redneck has to yell it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yeah, it's like the catch phrase of one of the "blue collar" comedians Larry the Cable Guy....who I'm sure is a certified millionaire now. I don't understand it, only that every redneck has to yell it now. Well, maybe one of our resident rednecks will stop by here and explain it to us. Has anyone seen Woody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bdp Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Hey leftofpunk! I'm just up the road in Lansing! Cewl...and welcome to the board! bdp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Hey, fellow michiganders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Where I live, if you're entering the city limits going west down I-40, your eyes will be assaulted by these huge 200 ft crosses on the edge of Bellevue Baptist Church property. I think it's their subtle way of saying, "All unbelievers beware! For here, we outnumber you. All resistance is futile!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenoce Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 To me, this is as bad as porno. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry to be off topic, but what, exactly, is bad about porno? The single most pleasurable act (or ranking up there. I can think of 3-5 others that "rank up there") possible- the act that creates human life, being seen as bad, is a rather alien thought to me. I can see the objection to some forms, like those depicting violence/intentional pain inflicted, but porno in general? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Sorry to be off topic, but what, exactly, is bad about porno? The single most pleasurable act (or ranking up there. I can think of 3-5 others that "rank up there") possible- the act that creates human life, being seen as bad, is a rather alien thought to me. I can see the objection to some forms, like those depicting violence/intentional pain inflicted, but porno in general? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're right; this bears explanation. My objection to the abortion pictures is their age-appropriateness, not their content, which is merely truth depicted. Same with photos of animals being slaughtered. Same with battle and/or torture photos. I have no problem with the truth. But the truth is best revealed incrementally to children, to avoid frightening and confusing them. When we give them "the talk", we tell them what they can understand and fill in the gaps later. If an adult drives pleasure from producing or viewing porn, that's none of my business. However, if a billboard or large vehicle displays it where children can see it, it is everyone's business. It's the context, not the content. Sorry if I offended any porn lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccles1:2 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 There's a bunch of genuine signs on http://www.churchsigngenerator.com. You can make your own too! Here are some I made earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Son of Belial Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 They spelled part of the sign wrong. It should say "their part," not "there part." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustmouse Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Wouldn't it be a riot if a bunch of us got together and went into that church some Sunday morning, ladies with hair cut short and dyed and colorful miniskirts (or pants or shorts) with tanktops and everday makeup, and guys in shorts and tank tops with long hair and body piercings? The guy would shit a brick or two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Wouldn't it be a riot if a bunch of us got together and went into that church some Sunday morning, ladies with hair cut short and dyed and colorful miniskirts (or pants or shorts) with tanktops and everday makeup, and guys in shorts and tank tops with long hair and body piercings? The guy would shit a brick or two! Even better if you walk in there with confidence and call out: "We are angels, sent by God to give you an important message for these end times!" Then they really would shit their pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Everyone should just walk in naked with big wings attached to their backs. LOL! The absolute end of all dress codes- nudity. That's the spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bdp Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 One of my old Christian friends would never even use the word 'television' - he always said 'Hellevision. Michigan! bdp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Realist Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Kill a raghead for Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenoce Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 You're right; this bears explanation. My objection to the abortion pictures is their age-appropriateness, not their content, which is merely truth depicted. Same with photos of animals being slaughtered. Same with battle and/or torture photos. I have no problem with the truth. But the truth is best revealed incrementally to children, to avoid frightening and confusing them. When we give them "the talk", we tell them what they can understand and fill in the gaps later. If an adult drives pleasure from producing or viewing porn, that's none of my business. However, if a billboard or large vehicle displays it where children can see it, it is everyone's business. It's the context, not the content. Sorry if I offended any porn lovers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Once again I (respectfully) disagree. I believe that sex in all its glory should be considered age-inappropriate as much as food and eating is. Sex is a delicious part of life which should not be hidden- And children don't "become" curious about it just from seeing some porno. Usually, unless repressed, children will explore their own bodies and figure out some rudimentary things about their respective pleasure organs without any help. Information from adults is a very, very helpful thing at this stage, and this stage occurs as soon as the child develops a decent physical awareness and coordination. I can personally vouch for that. (most of it, anyway- Sex was/is still somewhat taboo in my house, a topic of some discomfort. I never recieved too terribly much info from parents, but it would've been very useful. I did, however, figure out the rudiments of organic pleasure, and experimented with schoolkids from kindergarten-3rd grade or so.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Just as a sidenote, imagine a nation with practically no church signs at all... ...the only disadvantage is, I can't contribute much to threads like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I'm nestled between Brighton and Ann Arbor, in a hick lake town called Whitmore Lake. Anyway, I was driving on 23N. There's this church by the highway. And the sign said today, I shit you not: "Knowledge puffs you up, love lifts you up" If ignorance is bliss, no wonder xians smile so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I'm nestled between Brighton and Ann Arbor, in a hick lake town called Whitmore Lake. Anyway, I was driving on 23N. There's this church by the highway. And the sign said today, I shit you not: "Knowledge puffs you up, love lifts you up" If ignorance is bliss, no wonder xians smile so much. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So I take it they endorse President Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAm_Lucifer Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 At Central Station in Sydney. A picture of the Virgin Mary and under it... My son died for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerpentIntheMidst Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 If ignorance is bliss, no wonder xians smile so much. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you need to TM that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 "Whoremongers and all Liars. Divorce. Television. Shall have their part in there part in the Lake of Fire." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm relieved to hear that we'll have Television in the Lake of Fire. Cable or satellite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 Kill a raghead for Jesus... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow....that's really bad. I pass a church every day going to work. Their sign usually changes from week to week, but sometimes they will keep the same message for several weeks in a row. One particularly annoying one was, "GOD WILL NOT BLESS A GOD-LESS AMERICA" Like America has the patent on God..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanesa Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 I have something you can write on a billboard. YOu can post it in downtown Nashville, TN for optimal results: Vanesa 3:16 "For Xtianity is bullshit, that they took over the world, that the Xtian church will eat your kids, it will sodomize your parents, that the real God decided to give freethinkers actual minds to think with. HOO YAH!!!!!" Vanesa 3:17 "OH, and George Bush is a stupid orangutang." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Kind of reminds me of the last verse of the Revilation that only recently has been re-discovered... "Yo, good stuff! Have another joint for me, dude?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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