Brutal Brian Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Hey, fellow michiganders! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me from Michigan too. Southgate is about 20 mins south of Detroit. Anyway Saw a sign on a Chruch a couple years ago, and this one I remember only because some of them are really stupid and these stuck out: God Loves, Man Kills and How do you want to spend your Eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksand Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Prepare Michigan and those in the U.P. We are coming back for our territory. You have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Kind of reminds me of the last verse of the Revilation that only recently has been re-discovered... "Yo, good stuff! Have another joint for me, dude?!" You mean the 666 supposed to be 616? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imageownershipproblem Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 You mean the 666 supposed to be 616? I hope Miss College Sophmore never finds out; she's always taken such delight in having a Social Security Number that marks her as the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Braggio Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 My, my you are all wicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Of course we are, after all we aren't christians anymore, and everyone knows that non-christians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I drive by a Baptist church every day on my way to work. They always have quotes trying to make people feel guilty. Why do the churches think they need to manufacture guilt? Oh, wait, because if no one felt guilty, they would be out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 My least favorite sign is the one that's endlessly overused: "What's missing from this ch__ch? UR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkcollins Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 I am new to this forum and have never posted any coments, but this is to good to pass up. I live in the south and there are churches on every corner with those signs with little quotes. I used to work at night and would come home very late. I would pass these churches and would think up ways to rearrange the letters to come up with something a little more interesting. They usually change thier quotes every week and my imagination would go wild. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Welcome Karen! Many of us live in the buckle of the Bible belt. Dallas area here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 I am new to this forum and have never posted any coments, but this is to good to pass up. I live in the south and there are churches on every corner with those signs with little quotes. I used to work at night and would come home very late. I would pass these churches and would think up ways to rearrange the letters to come up with something a little more interesting. They usually change thier quotes every week and my imagination would go wild. Karen Welcome and happy postings! Hope you'll enjoy it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imageownershipproblem Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 I used to work at night and would come home very late. I would pass these churches and would think up ways to rearrange the letters to come up with something a little more interesting. They usually change thier quotes every week and my imagination would go wild. Karen <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Welcome, Karen. I'd love to see you set your imagination free over here: Church Sign Generator Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Hmmmm, that church I pass by often has a new one. This'll make you smile. "You become what you worship" My tongue is sore from being bitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Isn't that a blasphemy? You pray to God so you become God! Damn, I wish they've preached that in church, that is so much cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Oh, almost forgot: Welcome Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadfox Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Hey, fellow michiganders! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grand Rapids and hating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkcollins Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Thanks all for the kind welcome. I am a grandmother of 4 and live in Eastern North Carolina. I have fundies on one side and Mormons on the other. I feel very isolated and these forums helps me to know I am not alone. I look back and realize that I never brought none of it. I will be postings more in the furture. Thanks all for your kind words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 HAPPY HAPPY WELCOME! At the moment of writing this you're up to 2 postinge, good going, keep it coming. I like your signature btw, and I hope the language on this site won't offend you too much. It can get a bit rough sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyby Stardancer Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 I just saw a sign today that said: Sign broken Comin side for message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heathen76 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Why bother with real signs when you can just make your own? Have fun! http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ BTW - my first post on this board. Looking forward to some interesting discussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 The one this week said: "Faith is the ultimate light saber." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 The one this week said: "Faith is the ultimate light saber." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathWorship Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 a scary one in my town "WELCOME.. JOIN US" goddamn, pretty straightforward that one is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathWorship Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Sunday's text: 1Samuel 15:1-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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