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I laughed. I am a flacky wierdo I know. Sorry. hehe.

 

No you're not. :Hmm:

 

I just didn't want Scotter (or whatever the name was) to think

that I was joking when I made that comment. That's all.

 

No problem here. :grin:

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Of course, the story doesn't cover what happened during labor.

 

That's how his name came to be... :scratch:

While she was blowin' him out of her ass, she was screamin' "JESUS CHRIST JOSEPH AND MARY THIS FUCKING HURTS!!!"

I have a feeling that she was having second thoughts then.  :HaHa:

 

I've got one word stored up for when I go into labour: DRUGS!!!

 

Make that two words: DRUGS!!! NOW!!!

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Yes, and honest, personal examination will take a good person

away from the "faith".

 

Shit! I used the word 'and' instead of 'an'? :banghead:

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No you're not.

 

Read my sig. hehe.

 

I'm glad your not pissed.

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Han, sweets, consent implies choice.  The angel of the lord didn't say anything like "by the way, would you mind carrying the Lord's child for nine months?  He's on vacay and can't take care of it right now, thanks".

 

No where is it suggested that Mary could have, at any time, said "no thanks" to being a  baby Jebus breeder.

 

It's kind of like what doctors did to my mother after she had my brother.  They tied her tubes without her permission, because her pregnancy was extremely difficult and it was doubtful she would survive another.  And my mother said she didn't want another child, it's true, and probably would have got her tubes tied anyway, but that isn't the point.  The point is, they didn't ask first.  They just did it.  And that's wrong.

 

Yeah, I hear you, but the verses before says that the angel did tell her that she would get pregnant and have a baby etc. And she answered; "let it happen", so the story is saying that she did consent. She could at that moment had said "No, I don't want to", and God, most likely, would have done what he always did in the OT, killed her for disobedience.

 

I'm not saying I believe in the story, and at first I was thinking the same thing, "she was raped", but reading the passage, it doesn't say she was unwilling, but actually did comply with Gods request.

 

And in another aspect, she was forced, just like a battered wife, she consented because she knew the effects of resisting; Instant Death.

 

Is it Madam M that is the Learned in Law? Maybe we should bring her in and look at the case? She if it would hold for the Court. I’m really curious.

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I've got one word stored up for when I go into labour:  DRUGS!!!

 

Make that two words:  DRUGS!!!  NOW!!!

 

Sorry, Cerise, but I don't think they do that. They might give you a shot or something to take the edge off, but for the most part you still feel it.

 

Probably not quite as bad though.

 

I'm pretty sure that they won't give you pills :shrug:

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Is it Madam M that is the Learned in Law? Maybe we should bring her in and look at the case? She if it would hold for the Court. I’m really curious.

 

That would be, Malainse not MadameM.

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Shit! I used the word 'and' instead of 'an'? :banghead:

 

Or should it be 'a'?

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That would be, Malainse not MadameM.

 

Yes, that's right. MalaInSe is the one.

 

Still, it would be interesting if the statement from the Bible (written by guys, trying to protect the Laaard), would hold in Court.

 

Actually I know it wouldn't, because it's not first hand. But say if Mary was telling this story, as a witness, then she wouldn't be a victim...?

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Sorry, Cerise, but I don't think they do that. They might give you a shot or something to take the edge off, but for the most part you still feel it.

 

Probably not quite as bad though.

 

I'm pretty sure that they won't give you pills :shrug:

 

Silly Fwee, just what do you suppose is in an epidural anyway?

 

I'll tell you what....

 

 

 

 

 

 

psst....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DRUGS!!! :grin:

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Or should it be 'a'?

 

Shoot! I don't really know.

 

Cerise is hangin' around here somewhere. She's an English teacher so maybe she can help out here. :HaHa:

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No you're not.

 

Read my sig. hehe.

 

I'm glad your not pissed.

 

:HaHa:

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Shoot! I don't really know.

 

Cerise is hangin' around here somewhere. She's an English teacher so maybe she can help out here.  :HaHa:

 

Oh, sorry, it should be 'an', because 'h' is silent in 'honest'.

I had to read it out, didn't think of it, just saw the consonant.

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Silly Fwee, just what do you suppose is in an epidural anyway?

 

I'll tell you what....

psst....

DRUGS!!! :grin:

 

But it just takes the edge off, Cerise.

 

It certainly doesn't turn hard labor into something

with the comfort level of passing a semi-moist turd. :scratch:

 

 

:lmao:

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Oh, sorry, it should be 'an', because 'h' is silent in 'honest'.

I had to read it out, didn't think of it, just saw the consonant.

 

That's okay, Cerise isn't really an English teacher.

 

 

YET! :HaHa:

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Official grammer lesson: The letter "h" in "honest" is treated like a vowel when it comes to the indefinite articles "a", "an", and "the". This is because when you say "honest" you are not making the "h" sound. Phonetically, "honesty" sounds like "ON-est" not "HON-est".

 

So it is, indeed, "an honest, personal examination".

 

*bows*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dammit Han, you beat me to it. *pouts*

 

SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!

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But it just takes the edge off, Cerise.

 

It certainly doesn't turn hard labor into something

with the comfort level of passing a semi-moist turd.  :scratch:

:lmao:

 

That depends upon who you talk to. Since our family has a history of difficult birthings, you're probably right and epidural will do little for me. But haven't you heard stories about mothers who went to the bathroom and thought they were just haven't a bowel movement when actually, they were in labour and having a kid? In the toilet?

 

I hear about those all the time.

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Official grammer lesson:  The letter "h" in "honest" is treated like a vowel when it comes to the indefinite articles "a", "an", and "the".  This is because when you say "honest" you are not making the "h" sound.  Phonetically, "honesty" sounds like "ON-est" not "HON-est".

 

So it is, indeed, "an honest, personal examination".

 

*bows*

 

*claps*

 

See Han? I told you!

 

She's going to be a great teacher someday. :HaHa:

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That depends upon who you talk to.  Since our family has a history of difficult birthings, you're probably right and epidural will do little for me.  But haven't you heard stories about mothers who went to the bathroom and thought they were just haven't a bowel movement when actually, they were in labour and having a kid?  In the toilet?

 

I hear about those all the time.

 

My wife didn't take many pain killers, and she didn't take the epidural. But labor was loooong. The last two she was standing on her knees when she gave birth. It positions the baby in a better position, and gravity helps to pull it out.

 

How do I know? I was in there for each kid. I didn't faint. But my ears hurt, because she was screaming and cussing.

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*claps*

 

See Han? I told you!

 

She's going to be a great teacher someday.  :HaHa:

 

Yeah, she's a "HON-ey"!

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Dammit Han, you beat me to it.

<<<pats Cerise on the back>>

 

It'll be alright.

*pouts*

<<<hands her a tissue>>>

SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!
:twitch:

 

 

 

:HaHa:

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<<<pats Cerise on the back>>

 

It'll be alright.

 

<<<hands her a tissue>>>

  :twitch:

:HaHa:

 

She's still a honey.

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Yeah, she's a "HON-ey"!

 

Now right here, the mistake is yours. :Hmm:

 

You don't know her well enough to call her that. :vent:

 

:scratch:

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*claps*

 

See Han? I told you!

 

She's going to be a great teacher someday.  :HaHa:

 

 

Oh no Fwee, you quoted the wrong section. See?

 

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Dammit Han, you beat me to it. *pouts*

 

SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!

 

This is what will make me a great teacher. Those kids step out of line and....

 

THEY'LL BE SMOTE SO HARD THEY WON'T EVEN THINK TO REFUTE ME ON WHETHER OR NOT "SMOTE" IS ACTUALLY A WORD.

 

:pureevil:

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Now right here, the mistake is yours:Hmm:

 

You don't know her well enough to call her that. :vent:

 

:scratch:

 

Uh uh, God will smite me then.

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