garrisonjj Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Mine has to be JEEEEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST! and godfuckingdamnit! How about yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Mine probably has to be "Jesus titty fucking Christ!" It just doesn't get much better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I like "Jesus tap-dancing Christ!" The little tap-dancing Jesus image that pops into my brain always brightens my day. Dance, Jesus, dance! Most of the expletives I belt out when startled, shocked, frustrated, or put to the bursting point are rather lame, sounding like little more than creeds: "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN HEAVEN......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Words are just words garrison. I refuse to play the sectarian name_game and allow them to tell me what words are acceptable to use or not. Fuck'um all anyway.. kFuckingL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 My favorite words are no words at all. I refuse to acknowledge Jebus with words of any sort, usually. I'll rag on Jebus now ("Jumpin' Jesus" is a favorite) but will usually choose non-xian related words for my expletives. The best blasphemy is to just forget the Abrahamic gods. Ignore them and they will go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roman Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Mostly just "Jesus!" Sometimes "Butt-Fucking Jesus!" Very often the old stand-by "Jesus Fucking Christ!" I don't use these expressions all the time, and never around Xian relatives or people I don't know. These expressions are just for the ears of my friends, who will not be offended. On the rare occasions when I am intentionally offensive, I do not use those expressions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I just like "Goddamn it!" It feels so empowering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Apollo Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My favorite is "Lard Tunder'n Jesus By!" The people Newfoundland, Canada’s easternmost province have developed a very unique swear language and whenever one hears such blasphemy, it is sure worth a few good laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I just like "Goddamn it!" It feels so empowering. Really, when you think about it...you are asking God to damn something for you so it's not really a curse word. But Christians take it as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Tabarnak d'ostie de calisse de maudite salope enculée par la putain de maudite marde ... french is such a beautiful language to curse in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 All of these are made by me. "Jesusfuckingmydog!" "God morphine!" "Goddog!'' Longer Blasphemous Epithets: "Holy Spirit fuckarooing everybody!" "God licking asses!" "Jesus seeding women!" "Christ in a pond scum" "Good Holy Spits!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Trasnlation for those of us who don't speak French, DH (and is it like wiping your ass with silk?) As for my favorite, well Jesus H. Christ on a Crutch is a favorite. As for blasphemy, well...I have a lot more fun with that. It doesn't involve a lot of profanity, just statements that are blasphemous. God the Utterly Indifferent is probably my favorite, followed by the Pope can kiss my ass, I will never serve a Nazi (Pope Rat), and [Archbishop] Burke is a worthless sack of shit. I have about as much use for them as a stock-car-driver has a use for good penmanship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snookums Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I don't think there is any such thing as 'blasphemy'.....? Its an imaginary deity....forfuckssake! as for the 'true believer's'.....in all their various labels, status and establishments its better to ignore the cunts!...... i'm an equal opportunity cusser - love to swear - I don't need an excuse to swear!!!.... it makes me laugh.....oh dear...I'm Incorrigible! Isn't it funny.....how individuals don't mind a show of 'intolerance'.....or however you want to define it.......as long as its not about their own particular 'belief' system...or group that they happen hold dear. For example...".Butt-Fucking Buddha"......or "JizzyupmyJehovah" It cracks me up.....to know that some people immediately 'believe' something - whatever it is....about a person who chooses to use 'swear' words.... Amazin' shit! *hehe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Words are just words garrison. I refuse to play the sectarian name_game and allow them to tell me what words are acceptable to use or not. Fuck'um all anyway.. kFuckingL never have never will Why mention an entity that doen not exist no point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftofpunk Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Yay! A few years ago i was working at an auto auction yard in the Winter. We had to get all the cars in the right order all week and then on auction day we'd pass our keys to the volunteers to drive the cars through the bays for auction. Sometimes they wouldn't start so me and my buddy would have to be a few cars ahead getting them started or jumping them with a box or something. Well ya know when you smach your hand when it's cold it hurts more? Well I did that and I went to say goddamn it and motherfucker at the same time and thus... "God-Fucker" was born. I liked it so much it's part of my current vernacular almost 7 years later. God-Fucker 4 life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Trasnlation for those of us who don't speak French, DH (and is it like wiping your ass with silk?) Hehe I see you got my little reference As for the french I don't think I could translate that appropriately, it wouldn't sound very blasphemous. It's a mix of church symbols (this part of the country was a catholic bastion for centuries) and normal swearing. The closest I could get "Tabarnak d'ostie de calisse de maudite salope enculée par la putain de maudite marde" in english is "Goddamned motherfucking shit-raped hoe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evergreen Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 My favorite is "Lard Tunder'n Jesus By!" The people Newfoundland, Canada’s easternmost province have developed a very unique swear language and whenever one hears such blasphemy, it is sure worth a few good laughs. Hey, are you a Newfie? I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeydid Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I think the one that made me laugh the most was: Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick! Just such an amusing image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KT45 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jesus loves porn stars with all his heart and with all his MIGHT!!! Jesus will cum into you if you ask him! (You can say this to christians and they will agree with you!) Seriously though the worse I say is OMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I don't use those blasphemy words because they are blasphemy...I use em because they are expressions of emotion that I've learned over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhia Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 My favorite: Goddamned fucking dead-guy on a stick! Not too bad, but still fun to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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