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So Today I Encountered A Christian


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This time I played along to shut her up unfortunaly my plan backfired sort of.

 

 

Well today just like any normal day I was waiting for the bus and this old lady sits down and says whats your name. I answer then she starts raniting saying

 

Lady- Do you know who God is?

 

Me- Him I have heard of

 

Lady starts getting something out of her purse

 

Me- (Oh shit plz will she shut up)

 

Lady- See this (shows me something it appears to be 50.00

 

Me- (????? what the hell I will just play along)

 

Lady- (she opens it up and reveals these verses) God is so good let me read them to you

 

Me- ( looking at my cell phone and ignoreing her)

 

Lady- You said you believe in Jesus

 

Me- ( If I lie maybe she will shut up) :twitch: Oh yeah.......whatever Jesus

 

Lady- Do you know what your (class or cause) is that God gave you

 

Me- What the heck are you talking about?

 

Lady- Do you want to yours?

 

Me- whatever shoot :Wendywhatever:

 

Lady- You are an evangical teacher (and she starts ranitng on ministry)

 

Me- (Laughs) :lmao::lmao:

 

Lady- Do you have a church home?

 

Me- (sarcastically) Used to not anymore...

 

The bus came :phew: and I walked away why she was talking to me

 

 

 

 

This is a funny story about me being a teacher and God gave me that gift I could not stop laughing about it. I played as a Christian because I did not want to talk but I was wrong....

 

Moral of the Story

 

Time to switch gears when I have another encounter. Are Christians really that desperate to get brownie points from God. It is almost sickening that they bug me now.

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Yeah, being evangelized at when I WAS a Christian bugged the hell out of me.

 

Unfortunately, there isn't an awful lot to drive off Christians hell bent on evangelizing. No matter how polite, rude, or non-reactive you are, they won't shut the hell up until you can remove yourself from their general proximity.

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This is really funny though I could not help but laugh and let you guys know about this.

 

She said God gave me the gift of evangelical teacher.

 

That I could not help but laugh at that. Someone who I do not even know tells me what I am going to be :loser::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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This is really funny though I could not help but laugh and let you guys know about this.

 

She said God gave me the gift of evangelical teacher.

 

That I could not help but laugh at that. Someone who I do not even know tells me what I am going to be :loser::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

*snerk* Sarcasm is wasted on Jesus Pimps. I'm glad she gave you a good laugh out of it. At least she gave you something worthwhile!

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