Ramen666 Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 This time I played along to shut her up unfortunaly my plan backfired sort of. Well today just like any normal day I was waiting for the bus and this old lady sits down and says whats your name. I answer then she starts raniting saying Lady- Do you know who God is? Me- Him I have heard of Lady starts getting something out of her purse Me- (Oh shit plz will she shut up) Lady- See this (shows me something it appears to be 50.00 Me- (????? what the hell I will just play along) Lady- (she opens it up and reveals these verses) God is so good let me read them to you Me- ( looking at my cell phone and ignoreing her) Lady- You said you believe in Jesus Me- ( If I lie maybe she will shut up) Oh yeah.......whatever Jesus Lady- Do you know what your (class or cause) is that God gave you Me- What the heck are you talking about? Lady- Do you want to yours? Me- whatever shoot Lady- You are an evangical teacher (and she starts ranitng on ministry) Me- (Laughs) Lady- Do you have a church home? Me- (sarcastically) Used to not anymore... The bus came and I walked away why she was talking to me This is a funny story about me being a teacher and God gave me that gift I could not stop laughing about it. I played as a Christian because I did not want to talk but I was wrong.... Moral of the Story Time to switch gears when I have another encounter. Are Christians really that desperate to get brownie points from God. It is almost sickening that they bug me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurari Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Yeah, being evangelized at when I WAS a Christian bugged the hell out of me. Unfortunately, there isn't an awful lot to drive off Christians hell bent on evangelizing. No matter how polite, rude, or non-reactive you are, they won't shut the hell up until you can remove yourself from their general proximity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen666 Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 This is really funny though I could not help but laugh and let you guys know about this. She said God gave me the gift of evangelical teacher. That I could not help but laugh at that. Someone who I do not even know tells me what I am going to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurari Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 This is really funny though I could not help but laugh and let you guys know about this. She said God gave me the gift of evangelical teacher. That I could not help but laugh at that. Someone who I do not even know tells me what I am going to be *snerk* Sarcasm is wasted on Jesus Pimps. I'm glad she gave you a good laugh out of it. At least she gave you something worthwhile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen666 Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 *snerk* Sarcasm is wasted on Jesus Pimps. I'm glad she gave you a good laugh out of it. At least she gave you something worthwhile! True True True.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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