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Stupid email:

 

 

 

Subject: MARBLES

 

 

Dear God,

 

First, my car broke down

I was very late for work

But I missed that awful accident

Was that your handiwork?

 

 

 

 

 

I found a house I loved

But others got there first

I was angry, then relieved

When I heard the pipes had burst!

 

 

I know you're watching over me

And I'm feeling truly blessed

For no matter what I pray for

You always know what's best!

 

I have this circle of E-mail friends,

Who mean the world to me;

Some days I "send" and "send,"

At other times, I let them be.

 

 

 

 

I am so blessed to have these friends,

With whom I've grown so close;

So this little poem I dedicate to them,

Because to me they are the "Most"!

 

When I see each name download,

And view the message they've sent;

 

I know they've thought of me that day,

And "well wishes" were their intent.

 

So to you, my friend, I would like to say,

Thank you for being a part;

Of all my daily contacts,

This comes right from my heart.

 

God bless you all is my prayer today,

I'm honored to call you "friend";

I pray the Lord will keep you safe,

Until we write again.

 

 

Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open

 

 

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My Opinion:

See the stupidity :lmao:

Oh I'm blessed cause God protected me from an accident, but didn't protect the people in it?

Oh, I'm blessed to not got a house with broken pipes,So I guess them people didn't diserve a blessing.

My mom sent this I would tell her this but she probally would have some lame excuse for god.

 

 

 

I sent my mom these questions:

 

Why didn't God prevent people from being in the wreck?

Why am I so important I'm prevented from a house without broken pipes but the others weren't?

 

 

(I wonder if I'll get a "mysteries of god comment" :lmao: )

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She's very nice and will help anyone who needs it don't judge her by her brainwashing :lmao:

I can remember when I thought like she did maybe someday she'll realise how stupid it is.

In her brainwashed state it's God did it so it might be right I guess.

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Sadly...this is just the way fundamentalist christians think, sometimes...always looking for evidence of "God's intervention" or Jesus' "caring" in the simple goings on of everyday life. As long as they believe, it probably won't change...

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Losing your marbles, eh? Maybe that e-mail was said tongue in cheek or sarcastically, and somewhere along the way, a Christian didn't get it and passed it on to other Christians.

 

That has got to be one of the stupidest e-mails I have ever seen. I don't know what to say.

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Sadly...this is just the way fundamentalist christians think, sometimes...always looking for evidence of "God's intervention" or Jesus' "caring" in the simple goings on of everyday life. As long as they believe, it probably won't change...

 

I just don't get why the person in the story thinks they were blessed or rescued by god, Yet there is people in a car wreck and a house with no pipes.

Does the person who wrote this only care about themselves I wonder.

 

 

 

 

Losing your marbles, eh? Maybe that e-mail was said tongue in cheek or sarcastically, and somewhere along the way, a Christian didn't get it and passed it on to other Christians.

 

That has got to be one of the stupidest e-mails I have ever seen. I don't know what to say.

 

Maybe the writer wanted to show how christians are loosing their marbles :lmao:

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Sadly...this is just the way fundamentalist christians think, sometimes...always looking for evidence of "God's intervention" or Jesus' "caring" in the simple goings on of everyday life. As long as they believe, it probably won't change...

 

I just don't get why the person in the story thinks they were blessed or rescued by god, Yet there is people in a car wreck and a house with no pipes.

Does the person who wrote this only care about themselves I wonder.

 

It just goes to show how narrowminded and shortsighted believers can be. Xians would actually derive inspiration from that e-mail. Skeptics like us apostates would be able to see the total picture, that one person's good fortune can mean another's misfortune. Where there is a blessing, there can also be a curse.

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Willy, that's the same type of argument people used on me when my housemate killed himself.

 

Yes, I survived the fire. But he didn't. And, according to their beliefs, he is being tortured forever and ever and ever in hell, either because he's agnostic or because he suicided or both. How is that a miracle and why should I worship a god who supposedly plans such things?

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That makes me think of something else cruel.

If God exists and his creation is his children.

If he was a good father he'd be conforting the housemate besides burning him.

He's worse than eny human father I know most fathers I know comfort hurting children.

Also I think it's cruel if god exists to not prove himself then get pissed, and Send unbelievers to hell.

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Aaarrrrggghhh....

 

You know that stuff really gets me too Willy. They never think about the person the disaster is happening to...only themselves and then feel all warm and cozy inside.

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I wonder if we can get rid of all the Godspam this way:

 

"You really shouldn't be using e-mail, you know. It's delivered by daemons. :wicked:

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It's interesting how things change as an ex christian things that's pretty to them seem disgusting to us.

This email makes me think worse of bible god.

lol it's probally not what they wanted it to do.

As compassionate as my mom is it suprises me the email don't make her think bad of god.

I guess as long as the word god is all over it she wont see it as bad.

 

 

 

 

Aaarrrrggghhh....

 

You know that stuff really gets me too Willy. They never think about the person the disaster is happening to...only themselves and then feel all warm and cozy inside.

 

 

I wonder if we can get rid of all the Godspam this way:

 

"You really shouldn't be using e-mail, you know. It's delivered by daemons. :wicked:

 

LoL they'd probally give up the internet if they saw that.

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Stupid email:

 

Dear God,

 

First, my car broke down

I was very late for work

But I missed that awful accident

Was that your handiwork?

or try this...

 

Dear God,

 

I was very late for work today

Due to problems with my car

So I missed that awful accident

And could not do CPR

:brutal_01:

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