AKR Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i recieved my first religious visitor today. these fuckers always get me out of bed. i'm living in a small A-frame right now, so you can see the stairs/ladder (it's really steep) for the loft from the door. so here i am, half awake, crawling down these stairs, with a boner trying to escape my boxers. i contemplated showing it off to the lady, but i wasn't positive on what she was doing there, so i put on a robe. one good look at her and a few words from her mouth about "a lot of people, during this season, have a tough time," and i'd heard enough. i just groggily told her i'm not interested, and she left. i should just have a sign on the fuckin door that says, "PLEASE DO NOT WAKE ME FOR A RELIGIOUS CONVERSION." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i recieved my first religious visitor today. these fuckers always get me out of bed. i'm living in a small A-frame right now, so you can see the stairs/ladder (it's really steep) for the loft from the door. so here i am, half awake, crawling down these stairs, with a boner trying to escape my boxers. i contemplated showing it off to the lady, but i wasn't positive on what she was doing there, so i put on a robe. one good look at her and a few words from her mouth about "a lot of people, during this season, have a tough time," and i'd heard enough. i just groggily told her i'm not interested, and she left. i should just have a sign on the fuckin door that says, "PLEASE DO NOT WAKE ME FOR A RELIGIOUS CONVERSION." Someone wished me a Merry Christmas (I'm not offended but...) and it seemed so early that I was in mental shock and forgot to wish them a Merry Festivus. Mongo not quick thinker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i recieved my first religious visitor today. these fuckers always get me out of bed. i'm living in a small A-frame right now, so you can see the stairs/ladder (it's really steep) for the loft from the door. so here i am, half awake, crawling down these stairs, with a boner trying to escape my boxers. i contemplated showing it off to the lady, but i wasn't positive on what she was doing there, so i put on a robe. one good look at her and a few words from her mouth about "a lot of people, during this season, have a tough time," and i'd heard enough. i just groggily told her i'm not interested, and she left. i should just have a sign on the fuckin door that says, "PLEASE DO NOT WAKE ME FOR A RELIGIOUS CONVERSION." Why not just have a "NO SOLICITATIONS" sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I had a Jehoover's Witness come to the door a few days ago. I swear, the next time a stranger comes knocking, I'm pulling off all my clothes and answering the door naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I had a Jehoover's Witness come to the door a few days ago. I swear, the next time a stranger comes knocking, I'm pulling off all my clothes and answering the door naked. Be sure and put a Santa hat and beard on the little guy; you may as well go all-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-COG Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I had a Jehoover's Witness come to the door a few days ago. I swear, the next time a stranger comes knocking, I'm pulling off all my clothes and answering the door naked. Be sure and put a Santa hat and beard on the little guy; you may as well go all-out. No no, I think he should go with a red Rudolph nose and antlers on the little guy instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Nice suggestions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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