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Hooray, I'm Headed For Hell!


sarahgrace

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her: "oh. well, you WOULD have been going to hell. SOMEONE here is going to hell."

 

That's the kind of statement people make when they realize they've been trapped in their own words.

 

A: "Congratulations on your pregnancy!"

B: "I'm.....I'm not pregnant. My God, I had no idea how fat I was."

A: "Erm, no, I was, um, talking to that other pregnant lady over there."

B: "There's no pregnant women here."

A: "Uhh, well somebody here probably is! Yep, there has to be a pregnant lady here somewhere! I think I just might have seen one disappear behind that potted fern over there."

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:lmao: you guys crack me up!!

 

Man. sometimes the vindictive side of me would love to see people spouting this sort of shit thrown not into a den of lions, but a den of free, logical thinkers. they'd end up in the fetal position, crying for sky daddy. bahahaha!

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If it were me I would have reminded her about how PETA kills animals, that would make her head fucking EXPLODE.

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