imageownershipproblem Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 WARNING: This story contains obscene, excessive violence, pornographic and/or sexually oriented language. If you are under the age of eighteen or wish to avoid this type of content, PLEASE choose a different story. Even if you think that you don't wish to avoid this type of content, you will if you see how it is portrayed in this particular story. This ain't Playboy, baby. REITERATED WARNING: This story contains obscene, excessive violence, pornographic and/or sexually oriented language. Please use your browser's back button to choose a different story; there's bound to be a lot of talent on this site, judging from the quality of writing I see in the forum posts. REREITERATED WARNING:This story contains obscene, excessive violence, pornographic and/or sexually oriented language. Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. It's not my fault. Copyright 2002, all rights reserved Divorce: It's not a religion, it's a relationship You are being sued and screwed, cunt, and I am laughing my ass off at you!!! When you got the summons, you started bawling and asking yourself where you went wrong, and you were too stupid to even think about calling a lawyer. Fat lot of good it's going to do you when you finally wise up and do it, though. Maybe it will help your self esteem to waste your "life" savings on one, but that's all it's going to do. I ought to know, because I'm god and I've dumped lots of cunts like you when I got bored with all their praying and whining. I'm ready for a new hole to shove my dick in, so get the fuck out. And the kids? Hope and Love? Of course I'm getting full custody of them and you'll never see them again. You can pay child support if you want to be part of their "lives", bitch. They're my property, aren't they? I went "squish, squish, squish, squirt, squirt, squirt, uh, uh, uh" for a whole five minutes, so you can't say they don't belong to me. I took them where you'll never find them again, because I'm god and I can do that. Just because you spent nine months puking into the toilet and swelling up like a watermelon and forty-eight hours in the hospital whining about a little bit of pain doesn't mean that the kids have anything to do with your stupid ass. So what if you nourish them with the milk of your own body? I'm god and I can buy formula, you idiotic cow. If I put a quarter in a coke machine, does the coke machine own the quarter? Hell no! That's all cunts like you are, baby, and you don't have any more right to Hope and Love than that machine has to my quarter. If that machine doesn't give me my coke I can smash it to pieces just like I'm smashing you because I'm god and I don't care. And the credit cards and the house and the bank account and the stock portfolio and the Corvette and the vacation home in the Bahamas? They're all mine too, bitch. I bought them with the money I earned from being god. Who gives a shit if you worked 80 hours a week all those years to pay my tuition at god school? You're so stupid you never even got a high school diploma, so you can just spend the rest of your pathetic existence working those same 80 hours a week trying to pay off your lawyer bills, but you never will. I don't care because I'm god and I don't have to. And your parents? Fuck the old fogeys! Yea, I did promise to pay them back when they cashed in their IRAs for me, but why should I? They should thank me for being their son-in-law since they're such losers that they couldn't even have a kid to carry on their family name and the best they could do was a worthless cunt like you. I had to take their IRAs because I was running low on crack. Let them die on the streets like worthless old fogeys should. I'm god and I don't care. And the church? Well, you'd just better not show your worthless, bruised up, Avon embalmed face around there with those homemade brownies for the bake sale! Everybody knows how much the church hates divorce because god says divorce is a sin and I'm god and I'm divorcing you. They sure don't want you there any more. If anyone else is ever stupid enough to shove their dick in your hole you're going to hell where adulteresses belong because god says so and I'm god and you can't do a damned thing about it, you fucking whore. And this town? Well, you're just going to have to find somewhere else to put your worthless carcass, because nobody here wants to take the chance of running into your ugly face at the grocery store. It's my town, so get the fuck out. I'm god and I don't care because I don't have to. Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you, you stupid bitch! Quit bawling before you get snot on something! I said look at me, bitch!!! There, that ought to teach you to listen to me! Oh quit whining, I didn't break any bones. None that I care about, anyway. You bruise too easily, cunt! Who can blame me for being ashamed to be seen with you when you're always looking this ugly? So why the fuck didn't you ask your gynecologist to give you some iron pills when I told you to, bitch? You must be anemic or something. I hate it that you're always black and blue because you don't take care of the way you look, you lazy whore. I guess you must think you don't have to or something. Go put on some make-up so I don't have to look at your ugly face. Hey, I'm getting all hot and horny here, so bend over. I said bend over, bitch, and take it up the ass!!! Ah, that felt good. Where'd I put my cigarettes? I said where are my cigarettes, bitch! Don't tell me you don't know, get me a damned cigarette and a drink! Quit snivelling, I hate that! I said quit snivelling, whore! Fuck this divorce shit. I don't want to wait that long to find a new hole to shove my dick in and I don't have to because I'm god. Yea it's a machine gun I'm pointing at your stupid head, cunt, what did you think it was? Fuck no I won't go to jail for it because I am god and YOU ARE DAMNED!!!!!!! © Copyright 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luck Mermaid Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 I like it. I felt overall it was vibrant. lol... seriously though I did enjoy reading it - one question though - the bahama vacation house, all that stuff - is that money you gave to the church? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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