The Sage Nabooru Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 My God, the man's obviously drowning and calling out for help, somebody needs to give him a hand. To just watch him go under is just cruel, plain and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksand Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 How do you save Jesus from drowning? Take your foot off his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I think he got toseed in the pond for stealing a lawn ornament off of some guy named "Inri". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsmoke Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ro, you're terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "Verily, I say unto you, blub,blug, blub-blub,bubbubbbb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I thought he could walk on water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Hayzus really do love being drowned, doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Wooden cross as flotational life preserver rather than execution device. Ironic, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceOfMind Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 It's Big Butter Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I thought he could walk on water? So he could, and ride a bike on the sea, no hands, and for a parlour trick he could turn water into wine. Dunno if he really could raise the dead, but I bet if Himself had a gun he could lower a few of the living, just as many of his followers have done an' all. But the walking on the water was out when some fellows drove two bloody great bridging spikes through his poor ol' plates. (Feet) Casey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I thought he could walk on water? Only when it's winter outside, HanS. That said, does anyone else feel reminded of Baal by that pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Baal? Hmm... In what sense? No, now I know, Jesus turned Muslim and now represents the Bath party. (He was full if shiite and it was sunni outside...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Baal? Hmm... In what sense? No, now I know, Jesus turned Muslim and now represents the Bath party. (He was full if shiite and it was sunni outside...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Baal? Hmm... In what sense? Somehow this giant idol of the deathlord jebus reminds me of those idols of Baal with red-hot gaping mouth, ready to throw the children in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I thought he could walk on water? So he could, and ride a bike on the sea, no hands, and for a parlour trick he could turn water into wine. Dunno if he really could raise the dead, but I bet if Himself had a gun he could lower a few of the living, just as many of his followers have done an' all. But the walking on the water was out when some fellows drove two bloody great bridging spikes through his poor ol' plates. (Feet) Casey Casey I love your Australian humor. Should that say "Aussie"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Yeah, Aussie. Or Oz. or just "larrikin humour". I have a small confession to make though, that bit about lowering the living is from an old-time British author by the name of Ray Rigby. It was in one of his books that became a classic B/W movie, The Hill, starring (the then young) Sean Connery and Harry Andrews. Casey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Just thought I'd mention it. That image in the opening post is this person's avatar. The photograph taken from a slightly different angle and somebody put toys in the guy's hands. But it has to be the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Yeah, Aussie. Or Oz. or just "larrikin humour". I have a small confession to make though, that bit about lowering the living is from an old-time British author by the name of Ray Rigby. It was in one of his books that became a classic B/W movie, The Hill, starring (the then young) Sean Connery and Harry Andrews.Casey Oz? I know a man by that name. His real name is Oscar but everyone calls him Oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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