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I saw this sign on the Living Waters Church in the city next to my hometown.

 

"Christianity begins where religion ends....at the resurection."

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There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

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There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

 

*shudder!* Well, I always knew that Jesus as portrayed by the Christians was a creepy-stalker god... but that is just disgusting. I don't want some stalker to say he forgives me, that's the epitome of creepy.

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Muslims say the same thing. All religions say the same thing.

 

If it looks like a duck...

 

I still don't get the idea that muslims would say that they have a relationship with Allah.

 

What does christianeese "It's not a religion, it's a relationship" look like in muslimeese?

 

Mongo

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There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

It's a good thing he doesn't exist:

 

What if it was your ex...

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love XXXXX"

 

(If you don't I'll kill you)

 

Talk about psycho! Creepy! And that doesn't even compare to casting you in a lake of fire for an eternal afterlife!

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There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

 

A typical christian mannerism is to use guilt to make you believe. Like the film the Passion of the Christ.

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I do find that fascinating that even religions don't want to be religions. Huh. Go figure.

Yeah, but cults do. Like L Ron Hubbard's Cult of $cientology.

 

There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

 

*shudder!* Well, I always knew that Jesus as portrayed by the Christians was a creepy-stalker god... but that is just disgusting. I don't want some stalker to say he forgives me, that's the epitome of creepy.

Heh, couldn't have said it better myself. It's like the movie Psycho - especially the thought of some jealous psycho killer wanting to send us to a lake of fire just because we have more than half a brain.

 

There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

It's a good thing he doesn't exist:

 

What if it was your ex...

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love XXXXX"

 

(If you don't I'll kill you)

 

Talk about psycho! Creepy! And that doesn't even compare to casting you in a lake of fire for an eternal afterlife!

I'd call the police.

 

"Hello, 112? Jesus is on my front lawn and he keeps stalking me! Please, get him out of here!"

 

Bugger the lot of em with a rough timber post... It's what happens when you get a PR body with Religion...

Like the Hubbard Communications Office?

 

There is a church up the street from me where their sign says:

 

"Please come back to me.

I love you. I miss you.

I forgive you.

 

Love Jesus"

 

A typical christian mannerism is to use guilt to make you believe. Like the film the Passion of the Christ.

Yeah, one of Christianity's most profitable guilt trips. I wonder if the Cult of $cientology is going to come up with something similar. Like "the Passion of the Galactic Overlord Xenu".

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I live on a mild busy street well close to it and there is about 4 church's just on that one this street. One just like a walk from my house.... :ugh: anyway one of those church's has a sign I see everyday and I laugh. It says " Jesus Saves" and by their door it has the credit cards they accept. Got to rack in those tithes, don't they.

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So, now the sign says:

 

"Do you accept or reject Jesus

Deal or no deal?"

 

Now, it's a game show! The catagory is: Imaginary friends for 10% of your earnings.

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So, now the sign says:

 

"Do you accept or reject Jesus

Deal or no deal?"

 

Now, it's a game show! The catagory is: Imaginary friends for 10% of your earnings.

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There is one near my house that say Know Jesus know peace, No Jesus, No peace. I always feel thats a bit hypocritacal. How dare they say what I feel or don't feel based on their religion. Know Jesus, No knowledge.

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They say there was a church sign in Las Vegas with the standard legend, "Jesus Saves!"

 

To which some wag added, "Everyone else gambles!"

Casey

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