Robbobrob Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I saw this sign on the Living Waters Church in the city next to my hometown. "Christianity begins where religion ends....at the resurection." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starelda Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 As I've heard from many Christians..."It's not a religion...it's relationship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcissist Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Muslims say the same thing. All religions say the same thing. If it looks like a duck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 I do find that fascinating that even religions don't want to be religions. Huh. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" *shudder!* Well, I always knew that Jesus as portrayed by the Christians was a creepy-stalker god... but that is just disgusting. I don't want some stalker to say he forgives me, that's the epitome of creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Muslims say the same thing. All religions say the same thing. If it looks like a duck... I still don't get the idea that muslims would say that they have a relationship with Allah. What does christianeese "It's not a religion, it's a relationship" look like in muslimeese? Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" It's a good thing he doesn't exist: What if it was your ex... "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love XXXXX" (If you don't I'll kill you) Talk about psycho! Creepy! And that doesn't even compare to casting you in a lake of fire for an eternal afterlife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Bugger the lot of em with a rough timber post... It's what happens when you get a PR body with Religion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Sideways Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 As I've heard from many Christians..."It's not a religion...it's relationship" And people who sell timeshares say "It's not a scam, it's an investment!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 I saw this sign on the Living Waters Church in the city next to my hometown. "Christianity begins where religion ends....at the resurection." Even the misspelling doesn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" A typical christian mannerism is to use guilt to make you believe. Like the film the Passion of the Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Sideways Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I do find that fascinating that even religions don't want to be religions. Huh. Go figure. Yeah, but cults do. Like L Ron Hubbard's Cult of $cientology. There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" *shudder!* Well, I always knew that Jesus as portrayed by the Christians was a creepy-stalker god... but that is just disgusting. I don't want some stalker to say he forgives me, that's the epitome of creepy. Heh, couldn't have said it better myself. It's like the movie Psycho - especially the thought of some jealous psycho killer wanting to send us to a lake of fire just because we have more than half a brain. There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" It's a good thing he doesn't exist: What if it was your ex... "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love XXXXX" (If you don't I'll kill you) Talk about psycho! Creepy! And that doesn't even compare to casting you in a lake of fire for an eternal afterlife! I'd call the police. "Hello, 112? Jesus is on my front lawn and he keeps stalking me! Please, get him out of here!" Bugger the lot of em with a rough timber post... It's what happens when you get a PR body with Religion... Like the Hubbard Communications Office? There is a church up the street from me where their sign says: "Please come back to me. I love you. I miss you. I forgive you. Love Jesus" A typical christian mannerism is to use guilt to make you believe. Like the film the Passion of the Christ. Yeah, one of Christianity's most profitable guilt trips. I wonder if the Cult of $cientology is going to come up with something similar. Like "the Passion of the Galactic Overlord Xenu". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkcollins Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 This is the best church sign..ever ! I had to turn around and take a second look.. " Atheism is a NONPROPHET organization" Go figure. LK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen666 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I live on a mild busy street well close to it and there is about 4 church's just on that one this street. One just like a walk from my house.... anyway one of those church's has a sign I see everyday and I laugh. It says " Jesus Saves" and by their door it has the credit cards they accept. Got to rack in those tithes, don't they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 So exactly what does Jesus save? Money? Souls? Something entirely different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 So, now the sign says: "Do you accept or reject Jesus Deal or no deal?" Now, it's a game show! The catagory is: Imaginary friends for 10% of your earnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest punchybird Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 So, now the sign says: "Do you accept or reject Jesus Deal or no deal?" Now, it's a game show! The catagory is: Imaginary friends for 10% of your earnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest punchybird Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 There is one near my house that say Know Jesus know peace, No Jesus, No peace. I always feel thats a bit hypocritacal. How dare they say what I feel or don't feel based on their religion. Know Jesus, No knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Jesus himself supposedly said he didnt come to bring peace but a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 They say there was a church sign in Las Vegas with the standard legend, "Jesus Saves!" To which some wag added, "Everyone else gambles!" Casey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenneyVTX Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 yeah, yeah, jesus saves. But, sin comes with wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 So exactly what does Jesus save? Money? Souls? Something entirely different? Can't be money. He ALWAYS needs money.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'll take religious dogma for $800, Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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