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Apparently, Christians are attacking us with the mind-virus from the air now too:

Ten small single-engine airplanes circling over Ohio on Friday afternoon will be on a special mission. They'll be taking part in PrayerFlight, airplanes filled with people praying for the health and welfare of the state's 11 million residents.

The prayer warriors, from all religious affiliations, pray silently and aloud while aloft. They ask God to guide leaders, pray for people in schools and hospitals, and ask for salvation.

I've got a real good solution for this problem: Surface to Air Missiles!

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I have no doubt that all the money spent on jet fuel and all the money lost in a mass of people skipping work on the same day could serve a much greater purpose in some social welfare program. :49:

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Apparently, Christians are attacking us with the mind-virus from the air now too:

Ten small single-engine airplanes circling over Ohio on Friday afternoon will be on a special mission. They'll be taking part in PrayerFlight, airplanes filled with people praying for the health and welfare of the state's 11 million residents.

The prayer warriors, from all religious affiliations, pray silently and aloud while aloft. They ask God to guide leaders, pray for people in schools and hospitals, and ask for salvation.

I've got a real good solution for this problem: Surface to Air Missiles!

 

Well, maybe they think he'll hear them better if they get a little closer, and put a few more tons of carbon waste into the air while they're at it?

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Nah I dont think that plane will crash, see, angels are propping up the wings and an angel sitting near the tail will fart out a flare to counter that SAM site.

 

prayers from the ground will fuel the angels while prayers in mid-flight will cure cancer and headaches below, it's a perfect mutual system, just the way jesus wanted it.

 

ok enough babble.

 

Yeah, what a waste...

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I have no doubt that all the money spent on jet fuel and all the money lost in a mass of people skipping work on the same day could serve a much greater purpose in some social welfare program. :49:

 

That was my knee-jerk reaction, too. Next time they will be on missions for money. Maybe they did that first?

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Bodies of two children discovered

 

It's not much beter today...

 

"The little girl she said to me

What are these things that I can see

Each night when I come home from school

And mama calls me in for tea

Oh every night a baby dies

And every night a mama cries

What makes those men do what they do

To make that person black and blue

Grandpa says their happy now

They sit with God in paradise

With angels' wings and still somehow

It makes me feel like ice

Tell me there's a heaven

Tell me that it's true

Tell me there's a reason

Why I'm seeing what I do

Tell me there's a heaven

Where all those people go

Tell me they're all happy now

Papa tell me that it's so

 

 

So do I tell her that it's true

That there's a place for me and you

Where hungry children smile and say

We wouldn't have no other way

That every painful crack of bones

Is a step along the way

Every wrong done is a game plan

To that great and joyful day

 

And I'm looking at the father and the son

And I'm looking at the mother and the daughter

And I'm watching them in tears of pain

And I'm watching them suffer

Don't tell that little girl

Tell me

Tell me there's a heaven

Tell me that it's true

Tell me there's a reason

Why I'm seeing what I do

 

Tell me there's a heaven

Where all those people go

Tell me they're all happy now

Papa tell me that it's so...

 

People suck...

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Gary, I would guess he did but maybe I'm wrong.

 

Mongo said:

I was thinking about the carbon emissions and how nonchalant they are about global warming.

 

Yes, Mongo, and that, too. Irresponsibility on so many levels: waste of money, wasting resources, contaminating the environment, neglecting work commitments, shirking responsibility to actually change things, turning two blind eyes and two deaf ears to reality. The list goes on.

 

Then there's the judgment that, like Gary says, WE are the immoral ones. That's a violation of their holey scripture. I guess they just fell through the holes. But it's US who have to pay the price because, god forbid, it couldn't be THEM!!!

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Who wrote that Gramps? Absolutely tear-jerking. (And I'm not being sarcastic for once)

Chris Rea - it was (IIRC) on the The Road to Hell cd...

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And it seems that it didn't protect the US either...

 

Tornado flattens town in Kansas

 

Damn you, Ellen De Generes!!!!

 

As an addendum... can someone suggest to the Westboro chappies they should preach over there... after all Kansas has seen the wrath of God that the US deserves... (I need an innocent look smiley)

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