Llwellyn Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Apparently, Christians are attacking us with the mind-virus from the air now too: Ten small single-engine airplanes circling over Ohio on Friday afternoon will be on a special mission. They'll be taking part in PrayerFlight, airplanes filled with people praying for the health and welfare of the state's 11 million residents. The prayer warriors, from all religious affiliations, pray silently and aloud while aloft. They ask God to guide leaders, pray for people in schools and hospitals, and ask for salvation. PrayerFlight seeking help from above By Sharon Coolidge, USA TODAY I've got a real good solution for this problem: Surface to Air Missiles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I have no doubt that all the money spent on jet fuel and all the money lost in a mass of people skipping work on the same day could serve a much greater purpose in some social welfare program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 It would be amusing if one crashed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 It would be amusing if one crashed... Moreso if they all crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I may be a sociopath, but I'm not greedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOkkata Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Apparently, Christians are attacking us with the mind-virus from the air now too: Ten small single-engine airplanes circling over Ohio on Friday afternoon will be on a special mission. They'll be taking part in PrayerFlight, airplanes filled with people praying for the health and welfare of the state's 11 million residents. The prayer warriors, from all religious affiliations, pray silently and aloud while aloft. They ask God to guide leaders, pray for people in schools and hospitals, and ask for salvation. PrayerFlight seeking help from above By Sharon Coolidge, USA TODAY I've got a real good solution for this problem: Surface to Air Missiles! Well, maybe they think he'll hear them better if they get a little closer, and put a few more tons of carbon waste into the air while they're at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gusdafa Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Nah I dont think that plane will crash, see, angels are propping up the wings and an angel sitting near the tail will fart out a flare to counter that SAM site. prayers from the ground will fuel the angels while prayers in mid-flight will cure cancer and headaches below, it's a perfect mutual system, just the way jesus wanted it. ok enough babble. Yeah, what a waste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I have no doubt that all the money spent on jet fuel and all the money lost in a mass of people skipping work on the same day could serve a much greater purpose in some social welfare program. That was my knee-jerk reaction, too. Next time they will be on missions for money. Maybe they did that first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I was thinking about the carbon emissions and how nonchalant they are about global warming. Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 And they call us immoral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Hey Mongo, how do you get your "group" set? You got "atheist" and all I got is "regular member". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Bodies of two children discovered It's not much beter today... "The little girl she said to me What are these things that I can see Each night when I come home from school And mama calls me in for tea Oh every night a baby dies And every night a mama cries What makes those men do what they do To make that person black and blue Grandpa says their happy now They sit with God in paradise With angels' wings and still somehow It makes me feel like ice Tell me there's a heaven Tell me that it's true Tell me there's a reason Why I'm seeing what I do Tell me there's a heaven Where all those people go Tell me they're all happy now Papa tell me that it's so So do I tell her that it's true That there's a place for me and you Where hungry children smile and say We wouldn't have no other way That every painful crack of bones Is a step along the way Every wrong done is a game plan To that great and joyful day And I'm looking at the father and the son And I'm looking at the mother and the daughter And I'm watching them in tears of pain And I'm watching them suffer Don't tell that little girl Tell me Tell me there's a heaven Tell me that it's true Tell me there's a reason Why I'm seeing what I do Tell me there's a heaven Where all those people go Tell me they're all happy now Papa tell me that it's so... People suck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Who wrote that Gramps? Absolutely tear-jerking. (And I'm not being sarcastic for once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Gary, I would guess he did but maybe I'm wrong. Mongo said: I was thinking about the carbon emissions and how nonchalant they are about global warming. Yes, Mongo, and that, too. Irresponsibility on so many levels: waste of money, wasting resources, contaminating the environment, neglecting work commitments, shirking responsibility to actually change things, turning two blind eyes and two deaf ears to reality. The list goes on. Then there's the judgment that, like Gary says, WE are the immoral ones. That's a violation of their holey scripture. I guess they just fell through the holes. But it's US who have to pay the price because, god forbid, it couldn't be THEM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thompson Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Hypocrisy in abundance. Hail Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Who wrote that Gramps? Absolutely tear-jerking. (And I'm not being sarcastic for once) Chris Rea - it was (IIRC) on the The Road to Hell cd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 And it seems that it didn't protect the US either... Tornado flattens town in Kansas Damn you, Ellen De Generes!!!! As an addendum... can someone suggest to the Westboro chappies they should preach over there... after all Kansas has seen the wrath of God that the US deserves... (I need an innocent look smiley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Laurier Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 The things you see when you dont have a flak battery deployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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