Guest Tyranthraxus Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 If I had the level of willpower it would take for me to lose weight, I'd probably still be a Christian. Not eating when I get the munchies takes as much if not more willpower than not looking at porn and jacking off when I get horny. And if I had had the willpower to not jack off, I never would have been plagued with the guilt that made me dissatisfied in my Christian life and open to considering that it wasn't true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Florida Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 If I had the level of willpower it would take for me to lose weight, I'd probably still be a Christian. Not eating when I get the munchies takes as much if not more willpower than not looking at porn and jacking off when I get horny. And if I had had the willpower to not jack off, I never would have been plagued with the guilt that made me dissatisfied in my Christian life and open to considering that it wasn't true. You could alway try jacking off more... I'm sure that burns off some calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tyranthraxus Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 LOL If that worked I don't think there would be a such thing as a fat guy in the entire world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Florida Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 LOL If that worked I don't think there would be a such thing as a fat guy in the entire world Well, you could try dancing and jacking off at the same time... like "jackin' off to the oldies". Get creative. Buy a trampoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 LOL If that worked I don't think there would be a such thing as a fat guy in the entire world Well, you could try dancing and jacking off at the same time... like "jackin' off to the oldies". Get creative. Buy a trampoline. Sounds like something from CSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 For many years, Christianity gave me a sense of meaning... it offered that pie-in-the-sky hope for something better when it's all over if i could put up with the shit now. The thing is, when the negatives in your life outweigh the positives, what reason is there to go on, without the carrot/stick of good afterlife/bad afterlife? Meaning in life being gone is a symptom of depression, not just not having religion in your life. We make our own meaning. I would say if you really think your negatives outweigh the positives, get counseling or something. Also, I know it's hard because depression saps your energy, but do something you like. Doesn't matter what. Get outside and get some sunshine. Do some volunteer work. If you are having suicidal thoughts, get professional help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Well, you could try dancing and jacking off at the same time... like "jackin' off to the oldies". Get creative. Buy a trampoline. *falls off her chair laughing, gets strange looks from co-workers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 The thing is, when the negatives in your life outweigh the positives, what reason is there to go on, without the carrot/stick of good afterlife/bad afterlife? For me the negatives always outweigh the positives. Unforunately I am one of those "glass half empty" people so I always view the world through a negative filter. (even when I was a Christian I was like this....I think it's just the way my brain is wired). The reason I go on is because I prefer not to die at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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