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So, I'm still on my christian college's campus, living here for the free room & board, and working at the library, because I have no where else to go; since home is not an option with my mom's evil fiance. We're paired with roommates for the summer (permanent roommates for the summer, no switches) randomly, and I'm so livid that I could scream at the indolent little bitch that I've been stuck with.

 

I describing her wont do it justice, so I will be providing print-screens of her facebook group list. I'll let the shit little website that she uses to represent herself speak for itself. I swear, this IS the girl's website.

 

I cut out her email and AIM, but I assure you I wouldn't be freaking out this badly unless this was really her.

 

Anyway, without further ado... here it is.

 

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Anyway, I haven't even met her yet, and I wish to destroy her. GRRRRRRRR!!!

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Anyway, I haven't even met her yet, and I wish to destroy her. GRRRRRRRR!!!

I predict that she will be your teacher.

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No doubt indeed, but initially I'm not too pleased to be accosted by a summer arrangement with a girl whom is so brainwashed that she probably wont be able to get over her initial hang-up of "you're not a Christian?!"

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I hear that Rhia. I like this group here that she belongs to... "I'm going to have great sex when I'm married!"

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Oh my dear sweet Lord.......Great sex when married, Spiderman identity discussion, country music, Veggietales fan club........

 

Perhaps there really is a hell. Right here on Earth.

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I wouldn't worry too much. Once she's gone out into the real world a bit she'll either stay in her little shell or leave it and become a TOTAL slut. Chances for the latter are greater if she's hot.

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No doubt indeed, but initially I'm not too pleased to be accosted by a summer arrangement with a girl whom is so brainwashed that she probably wont be able to get over her initial hang-up of "you're not a Christian?!"

 

If she starts to freak out, just tell her "be quiet or I'll invite an acquaintance over... he's European AND he's an active anti-christian heathen barbarian AND he's got a damn big blade for use on annoying christians!".

 

Then make a snapshot of her face and post it here. :fdevil:

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Remember, the fact that you can't switch roomies for the summer is a double-edged sword...

 

Bombard her with information she'd never hear at church. Watch "The God Who Wasn't There" while she's there. Read Dawkins and Harris to her just to get her opinion. Make her question... mwahahahaha.....

 

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She seems a bit of a sheltered introvert. I would guess poor self-esteem (masked by xianity so she believes she has great self-esteem thanks to jesus). If you could befriend her and subtly take her into places where she could meet people and do things that are non-xian, fun and not "evil" then she might learn a thing or two and be open to more things. Coming at her too hard could cause her to just retreat further into herself. I think she says the oldest so maybe having someone be the "oldest" for awhile could help draw her out of her shell (the mental xian one that is with all those hang-ups she seems to have...she seems almost like a child for a college student).

 

Of course if she's a royal pain in the ass then forget that and do what you need to do. :wicked:

 

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The only thing to do is to have sex in her bed when she's not there. She may be a never-been-kissed-virgin, but at least her bed will have experienced the horizontal mambo.

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The Prince and Me and Newsies? That is pretty fucking sad when you're in college and still like Disney movies(okay, I admit I still love Holes and Flight of The Navigator).

 

Just for fun I would fill my book shelf with Harry Potter and other assorted books of the occult. And watch porn DVD's while you're at it, while she's there...Then again, ixnay on that...She'll just start trying harder to get you saved. I used to do that to one of my former roommates.

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I wouldn't worry too much. Once she's gone out into the real world a bit she'll either stay in her little shell or leave it and become a TOTAL slut. Chances for the latter are greater if she's hot.

 

Heh - that is so true. Getting out of home and into the real world helped my deconversion immensely. Experiencing the real world and all it has to offer (both for good and ill) does a lot to smash any sort of worldview that places one in a bubble made of fluffy-bunny bullshit. She'll see that people can have sex before marriage and end up ok, that people can and do have different belief systems and end up ok, and that people can deviate completely from Xian-approved lifestyles and end up ok - or even better than ok. She will be exposed to many new things, and hopefully her natural human curiosity will lead her to examine them further, and accept those that are better suited for her than Jebus.

 

Hopefully, she will. Some can still stick their heads in the sand and refuse to see the truth, but only time will tell. Generally, though, experiencing reality is the best way to destroy fantasy, especially dangerous ones like Xianity.

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So here's the update:

 

The room is about the size of a prison cell, and I have everything I own with me for the past 2 years. The little "child" as I'm taking to calling her at the moment has taken up the majority of the room, leaving my 7 trash bags of clothes, 3 boxes of books, and 4 boxes of misc. stuff to a small corner near the door with a bed that nothing can fit under (she picked the bed frame that is high enough to keep stuff under, yet only has a mini-fridge under it). I can't find my hairbrush, I spent nearly 2 hours last night searching for my inhaler, etc. It sucks ass so badly that I wish she'd burst into flames. I'm REALLY asthmatic, and I have a doctor's note for an AC, but she's put her bed in front of the only window so it can't be installed without rearranging the room- and she brought a fucking portable HEATER last night, when the dorm doesn't have AC to begin with and is as hot as ball-sack.

 

To top it off, she has refused to speak to me in any way, shape, or form. She's just this shadow that sits at her computer and look barely moves, blinks, or says anything. I can't even hook up my computer (I'm at work typing this) because she set up the room so I can't even find the ethernet plug in to hook up my router.

 

I'm going nuts. I can't unpack because I don't have enough room.

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Sound like she has no idea how to be a good roommate. I would call her out on it. No matter your religious differences, there is no excuse to act that way. If she won't agree to share the room 50/50 I would get an RA involved.

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Sound like she has no idea how to be a good roommate. I would call her out on it. No matter your religious differences, there is no excuse to act that way. If she won't agree to share the room 50/50 I would get an RA involved.

Amen... or just sling her stuff onto her side of the room.

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Sound like she has no idea how to be a good roommate. I would call her out on it. No matter your religious differences, there is no excuse to act that way. If she won't agree to share the room 50/50 I would get an RA involved.

Amen... or just sling her stuff onto her side of the room.

 

 

I agree, tell her you have to have the AC, if she protests show her the note. If she, when you tell her this, refuses still to talk to you or acknowledge you, wait until she is out and re-arrange the room, do it fairly at first, 50/50. If she changes it unreasonably, or continues to make it immpossible for you to live in that room, then yes get someone involved.

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Yeah, sounds like she just needs a can of "I'm not gonna take your shit" unleashed by her.

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You know, as someone who is introverted, I will have to disagree with the majority of you. I do not think there is anything wrong with being shy, it is living in a world that expects everyone else to be outgoing. Not all of us feel the need to make small talk 24/7.

 

Your college did not do you any favors by putting you in a room with someone who has the opposite personality of you. In my experience, colleges are fairly clueless about people with different personalities and interests. Not to mention, she sounds pretty inconsiderate. However, if she has not had to share any space with anyone ever, I could see where she wouldn't know about things like AC.

 

I would agree with getting someone else involved if things go really downhill, especially if your health starts to suffer.

 

For me, college was what helped open my eyes to the idea of people not being Christian and also being good people. Before that, I really didn't have a lot of contact with people outside my little group at church and school. Christianity discourages contact with outsiders. Maybe join a club, and invite some of your non-Christian friends over so your roommate can see what people who are different from her are actually like.

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Sound like she has no idea how to be a good roommate. I would call her out on it. No matter your religious differences, there is no excuse to act that way. If she won't agree to share the room 50/50 I would get an RA involved.

Amen... or just sling her stuff onto her side of the room.

 

Exactly. She seems to think she's your boss. You have to show her otherwise. You have a right to be there as much as she, and there's nothing special about her that gives her a special place over you.

 

Little bitch :angry:

 

You know, as someone who is introverted, I will have to disagree with the majority of you. I do not think there is anything wrong with being shy, it is living in a world that expects everyone else to be outgoing. Not all of us feel the need to make small talk 24/7.

 

Well-said :)

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Yeah, sounds like she just needs a can truckload of "I'm not gonna take your shit" unleashed by her.

 

Mistakes corrected for readers' convenience :pureevil:

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