garrisonjj Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 As a still new deconvert (about 2 years) I find myself using "jezuschrist" godamnit and even jeezusfucking christ in the proper company.The person who shares my swearing mouth is a coworker female. For me this seems to be a affirmation of my newly cherished agnostic/atheist side after being the devout believer for most of my life. Does this seem normal to you?
Guest Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 This has been a problem for me too. Not that I care about swearing, but saying "god damn it" or "thank god" would piss ME off when I said it because I felt like a hypocrite. I now say things like "Jupiter damn it", or "thank Apollo", just for the fact that when name only xtians or fence sitters hear me say it, it will usually bring a smile to their faces. I think it highlights how stupid the conventional sayings are. I have, however, kept "jesus fucking christ" for the sheer joy of it. It offends all but my fellow Atheists. I sometimes throw other words in there like "jesus ass fucking christ", or "jesus cock sucking christ". For alot of fun, combine them all for "god fuckiing damn that jesus ass fucking christ"!
BlueGiant Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 God fucking damn Mary's bleedin' mooseknuckle, it's normal as a colon blow after chowing down on White Castle. What kind of cock-knocking assclown would you be to enjoy your new penchant for being a blaspheming bitch. In a word, yes, it is normal. Motherfucker.
Brother Jeff Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 Goddamn! Fuck yeah it's normal! I find myself frequently using the "GD" word or the "f" word in my daily life, and I've realized that I love doing and saying shit that pisses Jesus off! Goddammit it all to fucking hell! Fucking-A! Glory!
garrisonjj Posted June 14, 2007 Author Posted June 14, 2007 Goddamn! Fuck yeah it's normal! I find myself frequently using the "GD" word or the "f" word in my daily life, and I've realized that I love doing and saying shit that pisses Jesus off! Goddammit it all to fucking hell! Fucking-A! Glory! It seems normal for men to use bad fuckin language,,,but for this female co worker who has more dirty fuckin mouth than me its refreshing. When I used to go to church, she would be the first up for communion and the next day the godamn fuckin words would be spewing from her. Are you females more or less inclined to swear and curse? Thanks.
garrisonjj Posted June 14, 2007 Author Posted June 14, 2007 Goddamn! Fuck yeah it's normal! I find myself frequently using the "GD" word or the "f" word in my daily life, and I've realized that I love doing and saying shit that pisses Jesus off! Goddammit it all to fucking hell! Fucking-A! Glory! jesuschrist! Did I godamn fuckin son of a fuckin bitch swear again?
Garnet Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 Goddamn! Fuck yeah it's normal! I find myself frequently using the "GD" word or the "f" word in my daily life, and I've realized that I love doing and saying shit that pisses Jesus off! Goddammit it all to fucking hell! Fucking-A! Glory! It seems normal for men to use bad fuckin language,,,but for this female co worker who has more dirty fuckin mouth than me its refreshing. When I used to go to church, she would be the first up for communion and the next day the godamn fuckin words would be spewing from her. Are you females more or less inclined to swear and curse? Thanks. *grins* I've been known to make marines blush.
Garnet Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 Sample, as said to a co-worker this morning: Keep your goddamned smarmy fingers out of my document! If you fuck with it again, I swear I will rip off your motherfuckin' head and shit down your neck! Got it???? Ahem. I normally don't cuss like that at work, but this time the cause was sufficient. This asshole messed up one of my documents for the third time, causing me 3 hours of work and a missed deadline. Stupid motherfucker.
Christine Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 Oh yeah, especially if you grew up in the squeaky clean world of christianity, which I can relate too. I love to drop an F bomb. There is a great movie called "Saved" in which the main character says goddamn in front of a church for the first time. I can relate to that. It's still kind of new for me to swear. I guess the novelty hasn't worn off yet.
Kirangel Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 I try my best not to curse using God's name in front of people I know it will offend or people who I don't know, as a show of respect. If they are anything like my mom then it would really bother them...it's unnecessary. I used to swear a lot right before, and during the transition, I don't think it had anything to do with leaving the religion.
Luke Wolf Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 This has been a problem for me too. Not that I care about swearing, but saying "god damn it" or "thank god" would piss ME off when I said it because I felt like a hypocrite. I now say things like "Jupiter damn it", or "thank Apollo", just for the fact that when name only xtians or fence sitters hear me say it, it will usually bring a smile to their faces. I think it highlights how stupid the conventional sayings are. Have you considered saying the phrase "Science dammit!" or "OH MY SCIENCE!" It will turn heads, and have people going "huh?" but it's fun. And since South Park coined replacing God with Science, it's cool. But, fuck, I started swearing about a day or two after leaving the fucking shit stained excuse of a religion. Allthough I try to create creative vulgar phrases that do not use profanity, I find it fun to try and create new vulgar phrases with profanities, such as fuckard, or one not alot of people have though of, fucktarded. Bitch faced cunt is another one of my favorites. I have commited myself to saying the seven words you can never say on TV in normal daily conversations. (Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfuck, tits for those who aren't George Carlin fans.) I also like singing the fuck song on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, especially when people will look at me like I have tourettes. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck, fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, noise noise noise...." I even have that as a ring tone.
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