Brother Jeff Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 The Holy Spirit is so awesome! He just used The Word to restore my faith in Christ! Glory to God! I thought that God didn't exist because He hasn't noticeably done anything in 2000 years, but now I know that God just took the weekend off! A day is like a thousand years to the Lord, and it's been two of His days, or two thousand years. He worked hard to create the universe and this world, so doesn't He deserve a weekend just like the rest of us do after we work hard all week? See, after He raised Christ from the dead and Jesus returned to Heaven, the two of them took the weekend off, so to speak, and left the Holy Spirit here to continue His Work. Now Monday morning is drawing near, the End Times are in progress, and Jesus is coming back soon! I praise God for using the logic of His Word to bring me back to faith in Him! Hallelujah! If you don't know the Lord or if you are a former Christian who got fooled by Satan into believing the lies of unbelievers, you can pray this prayer right now! Dear God, I thank you that You led me to find this thread and I thank You for the logic of Your Word. I ask You to forgive me for my illogical foolishness and to forgive me of my sins. I ask You into my heart and into my life. Thank You for saving me, Lord Jesus! Amen! Congratulations! Welcome home to the family of God! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKreativeKat Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Fool! Don't you know the word of gawd is literal. Ain't no metaphoricals in there. He created everything in six literal days. He never takes a day off!!!111!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 The bible says he takes saturday (Sabath) off. I don't know why it's six literal days when he's working but a thousand literal years when it's the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Brother Jeff, how are you doin' there, buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Brother Jeff, how are you doin' there, buddy? I'm doing great! God is blessing me and working miracles in my life, Jesus is Lord, life is wonderful, and I feel full of the Holy Spirit! Glory to God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Brother Jeff, how are you doin' there, buddy? I'm doing great! God is blessing me and working miracles in my life, Jesus is Lord, life is wonderful, and I feel full of the Holy Spirit! Glory to God! Dude, you're fuckin' with us. Ain'tcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Brother Jeff, how are you doin' there, buddy? I'm doing great! God is blessing me and working miracles in my life, Jesus is Lord, life is wonderful, and I feel full of the Holy Spirit! Glory to God! Dude, you're fuckin' with us. Ain'tcha? Yeah, I am. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Only our good brother Jeff could talk like that and get away with it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Brother Jeff, how are you doin' there, buddy? I'm doing great! God is blessing me and working miracles in my life, Jesus is Lord, life is wonderful, and I feel full of the Holy Spirit! Glory to God! Dude, you're fuckin' with us. Ain'tcha? Yeah, I am. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 So...the Holy Spirit is pretty much a weekend security guard 'cause he can't get a real job? Is the holy spirt looking through everone's locker and checking out porn while the no ones there to keep an eye on him? hmm...what would be considered porn to a spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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