Demonbusters.com

[Taphophilia]

I found this on-line. These people are freaky.

 

demonbuster.com

 

Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS. There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT. There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons. Jesus said the demons are living INSIDE of you, not OUTSIDE. Jesus also said the demons call your body their house . Do you live OUTSIDE of your house? Neither do your demons!

 

Demons are attracted to candles:

 

A former African witchdoctor who practiced witchcraft for over twenty years said that demons are attracted to the substance candles are made out of. Candles were a part of his witchcraft. It does not matter what color, shape, or smell they have. When lit, the smell of the candle also calls on another big time demon. Is it a wonder why the candle business is in the Billions of dollars a year! No wonder too that so many churches have candles all over the place.

 

Diabetes is a demon:

 

One such evil calamity is DIABETES melitus or the spirit of DIABETES. It seems that when a believer is hit by this demon, he develops hopelessness and he does not believe he will be healed or delivered from this spirit and they even stop from receiving prayers for it.

 

Boyce and Boice are the electronic malfunction demons:

 

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.

 

Pokemon is a demon:

 

The fruits of this passion for Pokemon are want, anxiety, avarice, envy, jealousy, rage, self-exaltation, pride, conceit, and an abiding belief in evolution. The practice consumes time and interest, thus promoting idleness, disrespect, escapism, despair, and loneliness. (cf. Galatians 5:16-26) At it's base level, Pokemon trains the sinful flesh to elevate itself to become the Master ("like God", cf. Isaiah 14:12-15).

[Astreja]

I wonder if Boyce and Boice do consulting work... After some of the insane posts that have graced the Lion's Den lately, I'm thinking there's at least three 'puters out there that need to go offline for a bit...

 

This Demonbusters stuff is so off the wall, I'm thinking it may be a subsidiary of Landover Baptist. Evidence: The following topic heading...

 

"Touch not mine anointed - It doesn't mean what you think."

 

[Taphophilia]

I thought that too, but they have a house for sale in central Mississippi and the wife sells Mary Kay.

[מה טבו]

The WHOIS points to Stanley Madrak. A quick Google of the name points to him and his wife Elizabeth as bonafide fundy ministers. Sites ranging from Witchvox to North Texas Skeptics report on him, so if his page is a parody, it's a damn good one.

[WilliamFWN]

This is a good one!

 

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any Deliverance Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.

I really find a hard time believing that these people actually think all of this is "demonic".

 

"Giant warrior angels"? Uh, they mean something like this?

 

"Psychic warfare"? Do they mean something like the arguments between Randi and the frauds?

 

"(Garbage...) and I return it, and the demons to the sender". I should e-mail the website, asking what the PO Box of the demon sender is....

 

And I thought "SEVENFOLD" was "SEINFELD": took me a while before I realized what it was.

[Casey]

Here's part of what they say about card games:

 

The king represents Satan, Prince of Darkness, usurper and foe of our Lord Jesus Christ. The ten card is for the Spirit of lawlessness, in opposition to the moral law in the Word of God. In 1300, clubs were the chief weapons used by murderers, therefore this suit represents the Spirit of Murder and death by violence. The jack represents the lustful libertine, from pimp to adulterer and whoremonger, a moral leper whose chief ambition is to gratify sensual fleshly lusts. The queen represents Mary, Mother of Jesus, but in the card language she is called Mother of Harlots. The joker represents Jesus Christ, the Son of God. Joker means fool and therefore Jesus is held up to ridicule. The joker is said to be the offspring of licentious jack and the queen, Mother of Harlots.

Casey

[Amethyst]

 

It scares me that people who literally believe things like this still exist in today's society and have influence over others, especially young people.

[Robbobrob]

Some fun facts from the National Candle Association:

Over the centuries, candle waxes have been developed from a variety of fats, oils and waxy-like substances derived from animals, insects, plants and rocks.

 

Development of Candle Waxes

 

"A tallow candle, to be good, must be half Sheep's Tallow and half Cow's; that of hoggs mekes 'em gutter, give an ill smell, and a thick black smoak"

 

Anonymous

18th Century

 

Early civilizations depended largely on the raw materials at hand to create candle wax. Ancient Egyptians and the Early Romans relied largely on tallow rendered from animals.

 

In China, beeswax was used for candles as early as the Tang Dynasty (618-907 A.D.), and candle wax derived from the Coccos pella insect had been developed by the 12th century. Extracts from tree nuts were used to make candle wax in early Japan, while in India they boiled the fruit of the cinnamon tree for candle wax.

 

Beeswax was introduced to Europe in the Middle Ages, but was rarely used in homes because of its great expense.

 

Over the centuries, the development of new waxes for candles has hinged on the availability of the raw material, the ease and economy of processing the raw material into a wax suitable for candle use, and the desirability of the wax in comparison to other available candle waxes.

 

Tallow was the typical everyday candle wax used in Europe and the Americas until the 18th century, when the whaling industry stimulated the development of spermaceti wax, a clean-burning, low-odor wax derived from the head oil of the sperm whale.

 

Spermaceti remained the primary candle wax until the mid-1800s, when stearin wax and then paraffin wax were developed. Stearin wax, based on extracting stearic acid from animal fatty acids, was widely used in Europe. Paraffin wax, developed after chemists found a way to remove the naturally-occurring waxy substance from petroleum during refining, became the standard candle wax in the Western Hemisphere.

 

During the latter half of the 20th century, several synthetic and chemically synthesized waxes, including gels, were developed largely for specialty candle uses. Two vegetable-based candle waxes - soy wax and palm wax - were developed for commercial use in the candle market during the late 1990s by hydrogenating soybean and palm oils, respectively.

 

Paraffin is by far the most frequently used candle wax on a worldwide basis today. Beeswax is also used around the globe, although in significantly smaller quantities. Stearin candle wax is largely limited to European use. Soy wax, palm wax, gels, synthetic waxes, and synthesized waxes are also now used in candles, as are a variety of wax blends and customized wax formulations.

 

Prior to the 19th century, a "wax" candle typically referred to a beeswax candle.

 

So, exactly what kind of candle do Deamons like best?

[white_raven23]

So, exactly what kind of candle do Deamons like best?

 

That would be Yankee Candles.

 

http://www.yankeecandle.com/cgi-bin/ycbvp/retail.jsp

 

Bet they like Buttercream and Fresh Cut Roses best!

[Taphophilia]

These people believe everything they hear, but the site so chocked full of goodies. I wish I could make stuff like this up!

 

Toys and dolls should be thrown out and burned especially Barbie Dolls and Cabbage Patch dolls.

 

Sarah Coventry jewelry is demon infested since it's from Sarah's Coven Jewelry.

 

Potty trained after deliverance:

 

"Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. He is past the age that he should be trained and I was getting really tired of it. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. When I would put him back in diapers, he would go! And I was sick and tired of it. So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to "go". The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: "You can't make me, you can't make me". I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: "That's his name, "you can't make me". I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since."

 

Piercing your ears or other body parts could bring on sickness, diseases, and other problems (by the demons). Bell's Palsy and sexual problems are two known problems.

 

Poverty is caused by demons:

 

In all the years we have been ministering DELIVERANCE, most of the people that were sent our way were poor, without jobs or barely making it, and sick.

This curse needs to be broken in Jesus' name and these demons cast OUT of us.

[Sparrow]

Pokemon is a demon:

 

The fruits of this passion for Pokemon are want, anxiety, avarice, envy, jealousy, rage, self-exaltation, pride, conceit, and an abiding belief in evolution. The practice consumes time and interest, thus promoting idleness, disrespect, escapism, despair, and loneliness. (cf. Galatians 5:16-26) At it's base level, Pokemon trains the sinful flesh to elevate itself to become the Master ("like God", cf. Isaiah 14:12-15).

 

 

Holy Shit!! I'm possessed by POKEMON!!!

 

Why Pokemon? Couldn't it have been some hunky handsome guy instead of some little yellow thing???

[Thurisaz]

I found this on-line. These people are freaky.

 

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<-- Thur one hour after reading

 

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How will he look like after five hours? Take a guess...

[ShackledNoMore]

"Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. He is past the age that he should be trained and I was getting really tired of it. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. When I would put him back in diapers, he would go! And I was sick and tired of it."

We have the same problem with my son. And NOW I finally see what's going on! It was a DEMON that flew out of my skeptical, unbelieving ass and headed right into my son's! How could I have not seen it!?

 

Obviously, we've taken the wrong approach to potty training. We should be huddled around him chanting "Demon of Shit: I cast you out in the name of JEEEEEEESus!"

 

I don't know whether to laugh at how hilarious the deliverance snippet was, or recoil in horror knowing that it really represents some people's warped, twisted beliefs.

 

Let's see... what was the rest of that story?

"So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to "go". The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: "You can't make me, you can't make me". I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: "That's his name, "you can't make me". I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since."

[R. S. Martin]

All I can see is child abuse when this kind of thing is done to children. Muscles need to relax in order to urinate. With a monster parents screaming in your face it's not going to happen. I agree there may be a demon involved but it may not be in the child. In that case, the parent IS the demon.

[Ex-COG]

I ran across this site one or two years ago. It's as crazy as ever. Their house was up for sale then, too. The demons must be attacking them and preventing its sale.

 

I don't know whether to laugh at how hilarious the deliverance snippet was, or recoil in horror knowing that it really represents some people's warped, twisted beliefs.

Recoil in horror. It can get much, much worse than just screaming at a supposedly demon-possessed kid. Earlier tonight, in News and Current Events, I posted this link to a story about a family trying to cast a demon out of a child. Grandfather dies after exorcism on girl.

[Ex-COG]

Dang, that music is annoying, too.

[Astreja]

With a monster parents screaming in your face it's not going to hAll I can see is child abuse when this kind of thing is done to children. Muscles need to relax in order to urinate. appen. I agree there may be a demon involved but it may not be in the child. In that case, the parent IS the demon.

Well said, Ruby. We, and/or the people in our immediate environment, are our own "demons".

[angel.white]

Oh my god, this was hilarious:

 

http://www.demonbuster.com/thebox.html

Some ministries won't use any method for Deliverance if it is not in the Bible. That is a real shame. We use any weapon that we know works. THE BOX is of God because it does work. The demons know what THE BOX is, and they don't want to be put in it.

 

Don't look for THE BOX. It is a Spiritual thing - invisible to us. Anointing oil represents the Holy Spirit. THE BOX represents confinement for the demons.

 

Most demons leave immediately when you command them OUT, in the name of Jesus. Some are stubborn, and it could take hours to get them OUT. Some never come out, and nobody can tell you why. Jesus spoke to demons (remember Legion?), so it is okay for us to talk to demons during a DELIVERANCE session. Don't make a habit out of it though. When you get a stubborn demon, ask him why he will not leave. Many times he will tell you he has legal rights, and does not have to leave. Sometimes he will tell you what that legal right is. This makes it easier to evict him.

 

Then you have the really stubborn demons who just will not budge, and may not even talk. It is with this kind that I say, "Do you want to go in THE BOX?" In most cases, the demon will say NO, or he will shake the person's head back and forth, meaning NO.

 

Here is a typical setting for this kind of demon.

 

If you don't want to go in THE BOX, then I command you to leave now, in the name of Jesus. Most of the time they do.

 

I am going to count to ten, then I am going to put you in THE BOX.

 

Obviously, we've taken the wrong approach to potty training. We should be huddled around him chanting "Demon of Shit: I cast you out in the name of JEEEEEEESus!"

lmao

[מה טבו]

Holy Shit!! I'm possessed by POKEMON!!!

 

Gotta catch 'em all.

[L.B.]

"and I return it, and the demons to the sender".

 

I got a letter from a demon

Who lives in paisley socks**

Then in the name of Jay-suz

I put - him - in-a BOX!

 

and wrote upon it...

 

Return to send-ah!

Address is Hell!

No more curses!

Break that spell!

I had a demon

but now I'm free!

All thanks to Demonbusters DOT O-R-G...

 

Return to send-ah!

Return to send-ah!

 

** Their site actually claims that demons can infest you if you have any paisley patterned fabric or clothing in your house.

 

Reminds me of a Xtian I know who gets worried if there are black birds flying around (thinks they're demons) and hates visiting his brother because bro lives on the (gasp!) SIXTH (get it? 666?) FLOOR of his building!

 

AAAAAAYYYYYYIIIIIIEEEEEE!!! RUN AWAY!!! DEEEEEEMONS!!!

 

Ho-o-o-ly SHIT. What fucking space cadets.

[Mad_Gerbil]

For the record, if anything in this world is Demonic it would be Pokemon.

Have you ever watched one of those cartoons?

It's like some sort of HR Puff 'N Stuff '70's revival - welcome to the world of drug inspired children's entertainment.

[Taphophilia]

hmm...The slaughter is innocent children in Bush's war, the Aids epidemic on the entire continent of Africa, little children in Africa whose organs are liquifying from the Ebola virus, starvation, but what you consider demonic is pokemon and HR Puff-N-Stuff?

 

Your priorities sure are in the right place!