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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

your cookies are as short-sighted as the ones that depend on them to see. I'll keep you guys in my prayers. I'll be on Godtube.

 

 

This cat uses a very interesting turn of the engrish language. "..in the closet..." I gotta wonder what he/she/it is doing in the closet, with what and how...

 

This topic approved and moved to Lion's Den. Seems to be the majority of the spam posts that was dropped in far too many of our Inboxes..

 

>self edited for uncessesary roughness..<

 

kFL

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

And here I was thinking someone who had real struggles with life was posting coming out of the closet. This post is incoherent. What did Aryeh receive in the closet? Inquiry minds wanna know? I went to both Godtube and Youtube, they are the same BS. Something's should be posted with a barf alert.. :nono::repuke:

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...cc67f8516fb21ec

 

 

your cookies are as short-sighted as the ones that depend on them to see. I'll keep you guys in my prayers. I'll be on Godtube.

 

 

Well if you are shouting from the roof-tops I can't hear you. I only have dial-up service and can't watch your videos. Would you care to write something?

 

Also, I can't stop you, but I don't need your prayers, thank you very much.

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Also, I can't stop you, but I don't need your prayers, thank you very much.

Aryeh, this Deva does not speak for me. I need your prayers, and a little money would be nice too. Thank you very much.

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Also, I can't stop you, but I don't need your prayers, thank you very much.

Aryeh, this Deva does not speak for me. I need your prayers, and a little money would be nice too. Thank you very much.

 

 

:lmao: Love it Legion!

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your cookies are as short-sighted as the ones that depend on them to see.

 

Huh?

 

I never considered personifying session cookies. They have character traits? Oh, and to think I've killed so many of the poor little things with a hasty trip to the "Tools" menu. I hang my head in shame. :grin:

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I'll keep you guys in my prayers. I'll be on Godtube.

Thanks for the warning...

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The mother in Stephen King's "Carrie" comes to mind with this one.

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The mother in Stephen King's "Carrie" comes to mind with this one.

 

OMG Taph you couldn't be more precise with that description!! It's true!!! :eek:

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I'll be on Godtube.

 

Fine. You stay there and we stay in the real world. Everybody's happy.

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First of all, double post, why make same thread 2x? http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?show...t=0&start=0

 

Second of all, what moron turned that into a video? take a few kb text file and turn it into a huge ass (I'm guessing 50mb before being uploaded) video file? There is NO REASON WHATSOEVER for making that into a video.

 

Third, I already responded, http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?s=&a...st&p=300771 Apparently you're too scared to commit to your god.

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I'm throwing in with Skip N. here.

 

 

Why does he use a term for declaring your homosexuality with what he did with Jesus? Don't mean to make fun of you, but it raises an eyebrow or two. :huh:

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Also, I can't stop you, but I don't need your prayers, thank you very much.

Aryeh, this Deva does not speak for me. I need your prayers, and a little money would be nice too. Thank you very much.

 

 

I'm with Legion... god told me I had to raise £43 million pounds or he'll take me...

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Also, I can't stop you, but I don't need your prayers, thank you very much.

Aryeh, this Deva does not speak for me. I need your prayers, and a little money would be nice too. Thank you very much.

 

 

I'm with Legion... god told me I had to raise £43 million pounds or he'll take me...

Aryeh, you claim to be a xian, your bible says:

1 John 2:3-4 We know that we have come to know him if we obey his commands. 4The man who says, "I know him," but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in him.

 

 

So if you do not obey the commands of Jesus, you aren't a xian!

And look, Jesus commands you to give to everyone who asks you and to lend to your enemies without expecting to get anything back:

Luke 6:30-35 Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. 31Do to others as you would have them do to you.

32"If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those who love them. 33And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that. 34And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' lend to 'sinners,' expecting to be repaid in full. 35But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked.

 

 

 

Are you a true xian? Will you obey the commands of your god? Or will you show that you are a liar and god is not in you?

We'll be eagerly anticipating your donation!

 

(ref: http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2002/06...christians.php)

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

Unless you're a "True Christian" and have a fenced roof (Deuteronomy 22:8), please be careful up there!

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

"HELP! I CAN'T FIND THE DOOR HANDLE AND MY HAIR IS SNARED IN THE WIRE HANGERS!"

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Shades of Emo Philips...

 

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"

One day when they were away, I went to the door and opened it... and I saw birds and trees...the sun...

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Emo Philips, saw him in concert once. Very funny. Very Funny.

 

And, I am prepared to lower my Jesus Shield © in order to allow you to pray for me. I want a new house, a pony, an easy bake oven (or as my wife calls it, the tabernacle), umm, come back later, I'll have more.

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but praying to invisible people who don't exist isn't going to do anything.

 

P.S. Praying may cause back injuries or other joint problems if you are kneeling, so be sure to pray laying flat on the ground with your arms spread horizontally (like a snow angel). This will evenly distrubute your weight preventing serious praying-related health issues, which is not normally covered by most health insurance.

 

Hope this helps.

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

Oh boy- you are declaring your homosexuality? This doesn't surprise me. Cast off your cross and put on a sequin. Be fabulous, my baby, faaaaaaaaaaabulous! :HappyCry:

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What I received in the closet, I'm now shouting from the roof-tops.

 

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...cc67f8516fb21ec

 

 

your cookies are as short-sighted as the ones that depend on them to see. I'll keep you guys in my prayers. I'll be on Godtube.

Oh good god. You have some real issues going on here. First of all Jesus is telling you to get the hell back into your closet and shut the hell up. "But you, when you pray be not as the hypocrites who stand a pray loudly so they may be heard by men, but go into your closet and pray in secret ."

 

Typing that silly prayer out on a video with accompanying music, to me exemplified exactly what Jesus told you NOT to do. You do this to be "seen of men", according to Jesus' assessment of your deed. You do this for yourself and are a hypocrite in the eyes of your Bible.

 

Repent!

 

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I bet he waves his arms in the air in church...

 

(You don't get that sort of thing the the Church of England! We know that nobody's armpits are so good they should be shared...)

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Oh good god.

I found this funny. Very funny.

 

For the OP to be so clueless about the basic concepts Jesus taught is disheartening. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEARN WHAT YOUR GOD DAMN SAVIOR ACTUALLY SAID AND START ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!!!!!

 

I know when I used to pray, it was never in a way that others even knew what I was doing...if I could not find a private spot. Same for when I have meditated. Same for when I sit and think. Same for when I just sit.

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Oh good god.

I found this funny. Very funny.

 

For the OP to be so clueless about the basic concepts Jesus taught is disheartening. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEARN WHAT YOUR GOD DAMN SAVIOR ACTUALLY SAID AND START ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!!!!!

 

I know when I used to pray, it was never in a way that others even knew what I was doing...if I could not find a private spot. Same for when I have meditated. Same for when I sit and think. Same for when I just sit.

 

The trouble with a lot of christians is that they have only a passing acquaintance with what jesus supposedly said and instead take their marching orders from paul, who often gave contradictory instructions. E.g., the following verse, which explains why we often see christians at mass gatherings waving their hands in the air, exposing their stinky armpits and acting in general like retarded loons.

 

1 Timothy 2:8 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.

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