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Dark Matter Is Jesus!

Brother Jeff

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HOUSTON - NASA publicly released a stunning Hubble photograph today that proves that the Bible is true! Scientists have long speculated about the existence of Dark Matter - a substance of unknown composition that makes up most of the matter in the universe and that is critical to the Big Bang theory of the origin of the universe. While scientists have not known what Dark Matter is composed of, they have realized for some time that it conforms to certain biblical properties, and that has caused the atheists among astronomers great consternation and concern. For instance, these verses perfectly describe Dark Matter and its gravitational effects:


Col 1:16 For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:


Hebrews 1:3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power...


Christians believe that when Jesus ascended into Heaven that He filled the entire universe with His Presence and Glory. We know now that it's true!


The photograph released today proves that Atheists are wrong and that all other religions besides Christianity are wrong. NASA focused the Hubble telescope on a distant region of space in an attempt to detect Dark Matter. What they found has caused worldwide celebrations among Christians. As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words:




Notice the giant cluster of Dark Matter present in the upper left hand corner of the photo and study the face present within it. A thousand words are not necessary here. Three words will do and they are, "JESUS IS LORD!" Hallelujah!

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Haha! Science can detect the immaterial. Dark matter. Glory!

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LOL Brother Jeff, this reminds me of a guy on TBN who was trying to say that black holes were really hell! He showed a diagram to prove it.

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Dark matter is an area where we cannot see sufficient gravitational sources so DM must exist there. Computer simulations are made to back up this creationist-style belief which assumes that gravity behaves exactly the same over huge cosmic distances as it does in our solar system.


Everyone who sees Jesus sees the European character painted by artists in the Middle Ages and later. If Jesus had existed and if a christian saw him as he really looked, they would not recognise him. The same with Mary.

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