Brother Jeff Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 See this link and give your lives back to JESUS! Glory! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/main.html And don't miss this glorious Christian testimony! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/ph.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Thanks again, Brother Jeff, for pointing out so eloquently what laughingstocks we United States citizens are to the rest of the world. And even other-than-US nationals are quite sympathetic to the plight of thinking people in what was once the shining example of western civilization. Once I tell the the natives here I think the US is under the control of complete assholery, I get nods of empathy for people who know what I must be going through. Hugs, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsmoke Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I suppose we can at least take solace in the fact those fortunate enough to be on the outside looking in realize we're not all that fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 See this link and give your lives back to JESUS! Glory! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/main.html And don't miss this glorious Christian testimony! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/ph.htm What a nutcase. This from the "glorious Christian testimony": "I said out loud, "Jesus, I believe!! I believe that you are God. Oh!, take me God and do whatever you want with me." Then as I cried and cried the atmosphere about me became heavy, yet tranquil. I felt "something" pressing in upon me externally, as well as another but different sensation within my lonely spirit - a sensation I had never experienced before. I was being wrapped up - literally - by an indescribable "love" that signified that I was not alone and that Jesus was near at hand." I would like to ask him why countless others have had virtually this same experience, and are now atheists. This is the big proof???!!! I also notice it says that there are no actual mathematics in this "scientific" book that supposedly proves the universe is intelligently designed. Laughable, except that so many will believe it in this country full of scientific illiterates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 See this link and give your lives back to JESUS! Glory! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/main.html And don't miss this glorious Christian testimony! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/ph.htm What a nutcase. This from the "glorious Christian testimony": "I said out loud, "Jesus, I believe!! I believe that you are God. Oh!, take me God and do whatever you want with me." Then as I cried and cried the atmosphere about me became heavy, yet tranquil. I felt "something" pressing in upon me externally, as well as another but different sensation within my lonely spirit - a sensation I had never experienced before. I was being wrapped up - literally - by an indescribable "love" that signified that I was not alone and that Jesus was near at hand." I would like to ask him why countless others have had virtually this same experience, and are now atheists. This is the big proof???!!! I also notice it says that there are no actual mathematics in this "scientific" book that supposedly proves the universe is intelligently designed. Laughable, except that so many will believe it in this country full of scientific illiterates. Then the big J took him up the arse, just like the naked youth in the garden... yeah, right. Where I come from we call people like that 'nut cases' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparrow Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 "I said out loud, "Jesus, I believe!! I believe that you are God. Oh!, take me God and do whatever you want with me." Then as I cried and cried the atmosphere about me became heavy, yet tranquil. I felt "something" pressing in upon me externally, as well as another but different sensation within my lonely spirit - a sensation I had never experienced before. I was being wrapped up - literally - by an indescribable "love" that signified that I was not alone and that Jesus was near at hand." This just sounds so gay-auto-erotic with a Mexican or south american. Spatz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Gramps and Sparrow LOL I didn't even see the obvious sexual connotations in the above quoted passage until you pointed it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I don't know what Spatz' reason is, but I'm a monstrous decadent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 .... I'm a monstrous decadent... And we love you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sir fer Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 I'm a newb and don't usually post but that guy is a fucking lunatic thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparrow Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 See this link and give your lives back to JESUS! Glory! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/main.html And don't miss this glorious Christian testimony! http://www.serve.com/herrmann/ph.htm Of course. No doubt. This explains why most of the Universe is horrifically dangerous, extraordinarily hostile and totally unhabitable. It was designed by a total idiot. G-G-G-Glorry! Spatz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparrow Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 "I said out loud, "Jesus, I believe!! I believe that you are God. Oh!, take me God and do whatever you want with me." Then as I cried and cried the atmosphere about me became heavy, yet tranquil. I felt "something" pressing in upon me externally, as well as another but different sensation within my lonely spirit - a sensation I had never experienced before. I was being wrapped up - literally - by an indescribable "love" that signified that I was not alone and that Jesus was near at hand." This just sounds so gay-auto-erotic with a Mexican or south american. Spatz Think about Gramps "I said out loud, "Jesus, I believe!! - Is that an exclamation - something like "Jesus! It's a monster!" "I believe that you are God. " - O.K. "Oh!, take me God and do whatever you want with me." - Riiiiiight!!!!!! Sure ..... "Then as I cried and cried the atmosphere about me became heavy, yet tranquil. " - I told you it was big - hence heavy ... and the crying! "I felt "something" pressing in upon me externally...." - Yup!!!!! do I need to go on???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Why think about me? and if they do think of me, let them think of me built like a Tom of Finland model... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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