Robbobrob Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 The guy wrote in all capitals. It was in response to many people ripping apart an e-mail sent to the owner of the Flying Speghetti Monster site...their version of the Lion's Den. I just found t he spirit jump inside me, and I had to let him have it. I find it funny that for a religion so full of LOVE and PEACE, the words can get very hatefilled very quickly. Sorry for the presentation, their comments section is like ours, no frills when it comes to quoting and what-not. The Only real change is me adding color to help with reading. MOH’S WORDS WILL BE IN CAPITALS, BECAUSE THAT IS APPARENTLY WHAT HE LIKES.Rob’s replies will be properly a mix of upper and lower case, as current conventions suggest. I CAN’T BELIVE THIS BULLSHIT IS REAL, I FOUND THE LINK TO THIS WEBSITE ON A JOKE SITE THAT SAID A STUDENT CAME TO SCHOOL WAIRING A PIRATE COSTUME AND SAID IT WAS PART OF HIS RELIGION. And yet, I believe you are real. Funny how your statement is illogical, since this “bullshit†is here, yet mine is logical, giving you the benefit of the doubt about your existence. MAN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE OR A GIRLFRIEND. ARE YOU TRYING TO MOCK GOD BY SAYING THE WORLD WAS CREATRED BY spaghetti. And yet, you will find, dear sir, many here have a life, a very fun and good one, full of friends and beer (and even a couple old married guys like me). Are you trying to mock us by saying you have proof the world was not? YOUR ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT DON’T GET ATTENTION BY OTHER PEOPLE SO YOU MADE YOU OWN RELIGION SO THAT PEOPLE CAN REMEBER YOU. You are one of those people who feel the need to SHOUT in online conversations, because otherwise everyone would ignore your ramblings. WHAT CAN YOU SAY ONLY AMIRACANS ARE IS TO ONLY COUNTRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN. Huh? Are you speaking English here? You are wrong no matter what country you SHOUT from. I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY SO THE YOU CAN MEET GOOD FOR YOURSELF, AND BURN IN HELL FOR YOU DISRESPECT TO GOD. I hope you die a long time from now, after living a full rich life, surrounded by loved ones, knowing you made a positive contribution in society….I know it is a long shot, but I boy can dream. AND YOUR GOD LOOKS LIKE PASTE AND MEATBALLS. And yours looks like crackers and juice….what’s your point? HOW CAN GOD BE SOMETHING YOU EAT AND MAKE WITH YOUR OWN HANDS. Ask anyone who has taken the communion. At least ours will fill you up. GOD MADE US WE DIDN’T MAKE HIM AND EAT HIM FOR LUNCH OR DINNER. Right, you only eat yours for Sunday Brunch. HOPE YOU CHANGE YOUR WAY BEFORE ITS TO LATE, WHY AM I LIEING TO YOU ITS ALREADY TO LATE YOU SHOULD BY FOR YOU SINS IN HELL. I changed my ways a long time ago, from the tired rantings of religious nuttery to something much more humane and humble. Being a Discordian/Pastafarian/Apatheist/Unitarian Universalist (quite a mouthful, even without a meatball in my mouth), I believe that God loves us so much that he never created a Hell for humans to go to, we call go to Heaven, we all can believe in him if we so choose, because our belief is not require to have a good life, and once a week, I cut up an unbunned hot dog and cook it with some RAmen noodles (or just buy Speghetti-O’s with Franks) and hold a beautiful dinner communion with all that is good, and fun, and humorous in the universe, as oppsoed to your God who kills, threatens, and otherwise makes life a living Hell until he throws us into Hell. I hope you find peace in your life, and learn to let others do so as well.
Vigile Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 HOW CAN GOD BE SOMETHING YOU EAT AND MAKE WITH YOUR OWN HANDS.Ask anyone who has taken the communion. At least ours will fill you up.
Japedo Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 AND YOUR GOD LOOKS LIKE PASTE AND MEATBALLS.And yours looks like crackers and juice….what’s your point? Nice job with the fundytard Rob. I see lately a lot of buybull thumpers keep mistaking the word Good instead of god. To bad the fundytard is damn near incoherent and isn't able to have any sort of reasonable debate. You gave it your best shot with what little you had to work with though, nice job!
Robbobrob Posted October 4, 2007 Author Posted October 4, 2007 I could not have done this kind of commentary without the great people at this website, who have shown me that I have a legitimate right to my own thoughts, and shown me ways to express them better. I was asked if I was from "Jolly old England". Do my comments seem British to you guys?
Piprus Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 This was a hilarious thread (with all due respect to His Noodly Appendages). Was this responder for real, was he a Poe-troll, or was he just a kid? Who knows. Anyway, a good read...
SWIM Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Nice thread! Too bad, unfortunately it appears you are talking to a child though... (posting in all caps, poor spelling, grammer structure etc etc). sigh... To bad fundy ADULTS don't post more often in here, it would be fun debating with someone who does not have Dora The Explorer on dvr... This guy won't be a fundy long I suspect... At least you had a chance to talk to him and show him what a fool he was early in life, not a lot of us older folks ever got that chance, no internet, cable tv etc etc. Better to get embarrassed somewhere like here and realize something is wrong with your thinking, then to go on an live life with nothing but buybull parrots surrounding you day in and day out...
Robbobrob Posted October 5, 2007 Author Posted October 5, 2007 As you might expect, he was a "puke and run" commentor. Maybe he went back and read what I said, maybe not. I suspect he was some teenager, because they "know everything". A suggestion was made that everyone over there should stop responding to the message of the fundie posters, and only critique their spelling, grammar, and word choice. That is one Gordian's knot I don't think I'd want to try to unravel. The message is bad enough without grading the essay on style.
SWIM Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 As you might expect, he was a "puke and run" commentor. Maybe he went back and read what I said, maybe not. I suspect he was some teenager, because they "know everything". A suggestion was made that everyone over there should stop responding to the message of the fundie posters, and only critique their spelling, grammar, and word choice. That is one Gordian's knot I don't think I'd want to try to unravel. The message is bad enough without grading the essay on style. I personally would *not* suggest you stop responding to them, but read the clues to get an idea and *theory* on their "possible" age. It might help you drill some common sense into them. You don't speak in the same manner to adults as you do children do you? "Know your enemy" is the first rule. Even though they are not *really* enemies themselves, the propaganda bullshit *is* the enemy, so know what mouth it is spewing from might better arm you in your fight against their intolerance and hatred. Picking apart their grammer may teach them about spelling and what not, but mostly they will think you are hiding behind symantics, rather then presenting valid arguments. So have at them of course, they need the input being kids, just be aware when it's *likely* (no positive proof) that the author is a child.
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