Jump to content
Goodbye Jesus

Church Tries To Buy Back Author's Soul


par4dcourse

Recommended Posts

:twitch:

 

You have got to be kidding me...

 

:twitch:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wonder if that bunch of shitheads would buy my soul? Hell I'll sell them all my kids souls too! :wicked:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Getting extra fleece from the sheep.

 

This way, they'll be able to buy expensive trimmings for their new church building after his soul is declared a "lost cause".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I wonder, if we were to sell our souls to christians, would that mean that nothing our physical selves could do would endanger them? Wouldn't that be the perfect loophole?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Note the small print down at the bottom of the relevant page:

 

Please note: All stories and characters on this web site are works of fiction.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

You could take out a newspaper ad in the "general" for sale section of the paper:

 

For Sale 1 Soul

Slightly used by christianity

for a while. Currently unocupied.

This item is AS IS, no refunds.

No participation will be required by

my mind, the mind is not included,

but may be sold seperately.

Batteries not included.

Highest bidders will be considered.

No suicide cults.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Please note: All stories and characters on this web site are works of fiction.

 

*whew*

 

I just didn't scroll down far enough...that's what I get for skimming.

 

Michael, that ad is priceless!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You could take out a newspaper ad in the "general" for sale section of the paper:

 

For Sale 1 Soul

Slightly used by christianity

for a while. Currently unocupied.

This item is AS IS, no refunds.

No participation will be required by

my mind, the mind is not included,

but may be sold seperately.

Batteries not included.

Highest bidders will be considered.

No suicide cults.

 

I like it!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Guidelines.