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Where the hell did the spam suddenly come from?? I normally go through the day getting about 10 spam emails... but since new-years I've been getting well over 200 a day, all with the same wierd title and text.

 

It's always some variation of "AngelSizeableCock" or "ShlongMonolithicJulio" or "BrooksBodypartQueen-size" :Hmm:

 

 

Has there been a mass-mailer trojan running wild that I didn't hear about?

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Did you post your e-mail address on an open site?

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Did you post your e-mail address on an open site?

Hell no... this is a private email that is used for very little.

 

 

Come to think of it, I've never posted any email address on any open site...

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You're not alone -- I've been getting the same weird things. Usually I'd only get an average of about 7 a day. But now, it's like 50+. I've been wondering what the hell is up too...

 

My favorite title I've seen so far: "OnlinePoonTang" (and no, I'm not shitting -- I laughed my ass off)

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My favorite title I've seen so far: "OnlinePoonTang" (and no, I'm not shitting -- I laughed my ass off)

Thats quite funny :lmao:

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My favorite title I've seen so far: "OnlinePoonTang" (and no, I'm not shitting -- I laughed my ass off)

Damn... I've had hundreds and I keep getting shitty ones.

 

 

I'm jealous now. :)

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Hell no... this is a private email that is used for very little.

 

 

Come to think of it, I've never posted any email address on any open site...

 

Hmmm...okay...surfing for porn with cookies on? :P:D

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Where the hell did the spam suddenly come from?? I normally go through the day getting about 10 spam emails... but since new-years I've been getting well over 200 a day, all with the same wierd title and text.

 

You think that's weird, consider that I'm working in an international bank's IT helpdesk. :banghead:

 

At least we can joke at work about those idiotic images that became attached to the long shlong spam lately... the one woman in our helpdesk crew laughs and shakes her head just like we do. To imagine how we'd feel if we couldn't mock those fuckfaces... :fdevil:

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I get so few spams, it's not funny. I've used my email for four years. So I'm one of the lucky ones. :)

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Strange. I have actually noticed a decrease in spam/scam e-mails in the last few weeks, like they took the holidays off. I post ALL my scam e-mails in a blog. It is a fun way to count how many I get, and I reply to each one. I had a definate lull around Christmas, and they are just starting to pick up again.

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For some reason the majority of my 400+ spam emails in my primary email account is about enlarging my penis by X inches in N days, and hence satisfying "her" better.

 

Now... if I buy one of those bottles, am I going to be provided with the penis and the woman too, please? :rolleyes:

 

It isn't all coming to that email address though, I have a redirect from a generic work-related address (which is given to whoever takes up the position) and that seems to be getting lots of this spam...

 

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For some reason the majority of my 400+ spam emails in my primary email account is about enlarging my penis by X inches in N days, and hence satisfying "her" better.

 

My wife gets those e-mails too - about getting a big penis.

 

I'm bisexual, so I can't help laughing to myself about how it's me that wishes she had a big cock :grin:

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I keep getting spam trying to sell me products to increase my penis size or sell me Viagra and to sell me replica rolexes!!

I'd like to know who told them I have a small, limp member and I don't know what time it is!?!?! :HaHa:

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It's always some variation of "AngelSizeableCock" or "ShlongMonolithicJulio" or "BrooksBodypartQueen-size" :Hmm:

 

Lewis Black made a joke about this...I can't find the exact quote...

 

He sees this link in his e-mail about "Click here for a larger penis"...All you hear is CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK,...

 

And then it stops..."Goddamnit, It isn't working!!!"

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