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Jesus: Hot or Not?


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Meh, facial hair turns me off. And so do threats of eternal torture. Talk about a controlling boyfriend. :eek:

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Too much facial hair. Combined with the long and unruly hair, and I'm getting a Unabomber-vibe.

 

So not hot.

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I always thought he had a bit of that 70's rocker vibe to him.

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He does not appear to have the whip marks on his back that would complete the picture, and there is no glazed over (I talk to my daddy gawd) look on his face either...

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JESUS CHRIST! I think he's hot! I'd "hang" out with him.

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eh, too much hair. And lose the hippie beads. Jesus Christ, it isn't 1969 any more.

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Hmm.

 

Okay... trim the beard, layer the hair, ditch the love beads, and maybe I'd tap that.

 

Especially if leather were involved. :wicked:

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Cast your eyes upon Jesus, and then vote.

 

Yeah. He's kinda cute. Not really my type, but I could "suffer" it for a while. (Maybe a long while if he was good.)

 

So, mostly hot!!

 

Spatz

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Shave him clean, chop the hair, put him in a suit and give him an "elder" tag and watch Dennis come runnin'. :HaHa:

 

Seriously, I'm as boring vanilla straight as they come, and though I agree with the general consensus of "too much hair," even I can see the makings of a drool fest there (ala Hugh Jackman when not playing Wolverine).

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