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God's Valentine To The World


R. S. Martin

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Hello

 

 

 

A friend sent an early 'Valentine' to see if it will make it around the world by Feb. 14th.

 

For God so loVed the world,

That He gAve

His onLy

BegottEn

SoN

That whosoever

Believeth In Him

Should Not perish,

But have Everlasting life.'

John 3:16

Send it around the World

 

Decided to comply with the instructions this time. Fastest way I know is to post it on the world wide web. Formatting won't hold for me. The red letters are supposed to line up vertically to spell the word Valentine. Oh well, we have an intelligent bunch here who can unscramble the letters without problem. Those for whom the message is meaningful can get the meaning. Those who want a bone to chew can do so. I hereby open the floor to the fray.

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For God So loved the world,

 

 

That He gave

 

 

HIs only

 

 

BegoTten

 

 

SOn

 

 

That whoSoever

 

 

Believeth In Him

 

 

Should Not perIsh,

 

 

But have everlasTing life.'

 

 

John 3:16

 

 

Hmm.

SHIT O SHIT

 

After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea.

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And no one feels the need to cull these people?

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Bro Jeff, where art thou? We need a parody of this, STAT!

 

Oh, and... Glory! :D

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Hmm.

SHIT O SHIT

 

After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea.

 

Holy shit! That Bible code shit DOES work!

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Hmm.

SHIT O SHIT

 

After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea.

 

Holy shit! That Bible code shit DOES work!

 

so does 'The Lord of the Rings' Code, the 'Moby Dick' Code and the 'Proceedings of the U.S. Congress 1940-1950, with Enacted Laws as Appendices' code... :)

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For God So loved the world,

 

 

That He gave

 

 

HIs only

 

 

BegoTten

 

 

SOn

 

 

That whoSoever

 

 

Believeth In Him

 

 

Should Not perIsh,

 

 

But have everlasTing life.'

 

 

John 3:16

 

 

Hmm.

SHIT O SHIT

 

After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea.

 

:lmao:

 

Gramps said:

 

And no one feels the need to cull these people?

 

Any suggestion re method that would let me sleep at night, live with myself at high noon, and not get arrested and spend the rest of my life in jail?

 

If so, this is but the teeniest, tiniest tip of the ice berg of the people I feel a need to cull.

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:fdevil: None at all... If I do, you'll be the first I mail...
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Madame, I like your's even better!

 

OH!! THere's an idea for Ruby!!

 

Let's see how many variations we can come up with, then she can send them all to her sister! :pureevil:

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Okay, let's get this straight.

 

SHIT O SHIT

 

DEVIL WINS

 

Okay, that's two winners.

 

God is so nervous he's got diarhea because the devil is winning. Hmm. Interesting concept, I must admit.

 

So as not to be culled myself perhaps I'll not send this stuff on but I sure think there should be a way to alert people to the utter lack of logic in their stupid games. They're not making converts to say the least.

 

The problem is it wouldn't do a shred of good and would only confirm what they alreay are convinced of--they we're loons.

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Remember that Valentine's Day is named after the so-called Saint Valentine, who was beheaded for conducting marriage ceremonies illegally.

 

How symbolic this is. Often when we "fall in love", we become so dumb that we might as well be brainless or headless. Similarly, when we become enamoured of a particular religious system, we intellectually cut off our heads and renounce the use of our brains.

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and if you marry someone who thinks 1 Tim 2 is good, you aren't allowed to think again EVER!

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