R. S. Martin Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Hello A friend sent an early 'Valentine' to see if it will make it around the world by Feb. 14th. For God so loVed the world, That He gAve His onLy BegottEn SoN That whosoever Believeth In Him Should Not perish, But have Everlasting life.' John 3:16 Send it around the World Decided to comply with the instructions this time. Fastest way I know is to post it on the world wide web. Formatting won't hold for me. The red letters are supposed to line up vertically to spell the word Valentine. Oh well, we have an intelligent bunch here who can unscramble the letters without problem. Those for whom the message is meaningful can get the meaning. Those who want a bone to chew can do so. I hereby open the floor to the fray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 For God So loved the world, That He gave HIs only BegoTten SOn That whoSoever Believeth In Him Should Not perIsh, But have everlasTing life.' John 3:16 Hmm. SHIT O SHIT After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 And no one feels the need to cull these people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Bro Jeff, where art thou? We need a parody of this, STAT! Oh, and... Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Hmm.SHIT O SHIT After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea. Holy shit! That Bible code shit DOES work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no-one Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 LMAO, that's rubbish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Hmm.SHIT O SHIT After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea. Holy shit! That Bible code shit DOES work! so does 'The Lord of the Rings' Code, the 'Moby Dick' Code and the 'Proceedings of the U.S. Congress 1940-1950, with Enacted Laws as Appendices' code... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 For God So loved the world, That He gave HIs only BegoTten SOn That whoSoever Believeth In Him Should Not perIsh, But have everlasTing life.' John 3:16 Hmm. SHIT O SHIT After applying the same "logic" I can deduce that either god realized he fucked up somewhere, or he's got diarrhea. Gramps said: And no one feels the need to cull these people? Any suggestion re method that would let me sleep at night, live with myself at high noon, and not get arrested and spend the rest of my life in jail? If so, this is but the teeniest, tiniest tip of the ice berg of the people I feel a need to cull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 None at all... If I do, you'll be the first I mail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Madame, I like your's even better! OH!! THere's an idea for Ruby!! Let's see how many variations we can come up with, then she can send them all to her sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 Okay, let's get this straight. SHIT O SHIT DEVIL WINS Okay, that's two winners. God is so nervous he's got diarhea because the devil is winning. Hmm. Interesting concept, I must admit. So as not to be culled myself perhaps I'll not send this stuff on but I sure think there should be a way to alert people to the utter lack of logic in their stupid games. They're not making converts to say the least. The problem is it wouldn't do a shred of good and would only confirm what they alreay are convinced of--they we're loons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophronia Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Remember that Valentine's Day is named after the so-called Saint Valentine, who was beheaded for conducting marriage ceremonies illegally. How symbolic this is. Often when we "fall in love", we become so dumb that we might as well be brainless or headless. Similarly, when we become enamoured of a particular religious system, we intellectually cut off our heads and renounce the use of our brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 and if you marry someone who thinks 1 Tim 2 is good, you aren't allowed to think again EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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