crazy-tiger Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Because when the Rapture happens, you can just imagine if they're stood/sat under one of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Actually, never mind the fan... at least they'll get there. What about the poor buggers in tunnels/under bridges? Just how long will God keep that celestial tractor beam going, making the righteous head-but the roof before giving it up as a bad job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xaru Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Actually, never mind the fan... at least they'll get there. What about the poor buggers in tunnels/under bridges? Just how long will God keep that celestial tractor beam going, making the righteous head-but the roof before giving it up as a bad job? See, and you made fun of 'The Undiscovered Country', this is EXACTLY what God would need a starship for, and Kirk can just shut up being a whiney baby!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Because when the Rapture happens, you can just imagine if they're stood/sat under one of those... /me puts on his best "Brother Jeff" impression It would be OK because glorious magical skyman will let them magically float thru the fans unharmed, to be with the magically un-deaded son who is somehow magically him too! GLORY! /end Brother Jeff impersonation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Actually, never mind the fan... at least they'll get there. What about the poor buggers in tunnels/under bridges? Just how long will God keep that celestial tractor beam going, making the righteous head-but the roof before giving it up as a bad job? See, and you made fun of 'The Undiscovered Country', this is EXACTLY what God would need a starship for, and Kirk can just shut up being a whiney baby!! Not Undiscovered Country... it was Final Frontier. Sheesh, you'd have thought you'd know that living with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xaru Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Sheesh, you'd have thought you'd know that living with me. Yeah, whatever, I just turn off mentally when you start rambling about trek stuff... I'd have thought you'd have noticed that when you're talking about trek, its like living with a certain fundie, again, in terms of conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Sheesh, you'd have thought you'd know that living with me. Yeah, whatever, I just turn off mentally when you start rambling about trek stuff... I'd have thought you'd have noticed that when you're talking about trek, its like living with a certain fundie, again, in terms of conversation. No... with you, I at least get some kind of impression that there's intelligence there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MathGeek Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 If you're insane, you could always . The endorphin rush is somewhat worth it, though it only last less than 10 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Forget the ceiling fans! I wanna see the ones that died and have been cremated rise! Or better yet, if any missionaries have been freshly eaten by cannibals. Alien ain't got 'NUTTIN on that, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 If you're insane, you could always . The endorphin rush is somewhat worth it, though it only last less than 10 seconds. Why do you have to be insane to do that? I imagine the sane enjoy a good wank more than th insane do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Sheesh, you'd have thought you'd know that living with me. Yeah, whatever, I just turn off mentally when you start rambling about trek stuff... I'd have thought you'd have noticed that when you're talking about trek, its like living with a certain fundie, again, in terms of conversation. No... with you, I at least get some kind of impression that there's intelligence there. Are you two married or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Sheesh, you'd have thought you'd know that living with me. Yeah, whatever, I just turn off mentally when you start rambling about trek stuff... I'd have thought you'd have noticed that when you're talking about trek, its like living with a certain fundie, again, in terms of conversation. No... with you, I at least get some kind of impression that there's intelligence there. Are you two married or something? We've been living together for over a year now, and I'm loving every minute of it. We do kinda sound like an old married couple though, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOkkata Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Why do people who live together have discussions on message boards? Especially gross 'i love you' 'no, I love you' conversations that turn everyone else's stomach? No, you're not acting like 'married for years' you're acting like 'gag your friends newly wed'. All this talk of 'wanking' has me thinking about the when I dated that British bird. I'd like to think I miss her, but it's not her I really miss, just her accent, Bristols, and her uncanny ability to swallow a whole banger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Forget the ceiling fans! I wanna see the ones that died and have been cremated rise! Or better yet, if any missionaries have been freshly eaten by cannibals. Alien ain't got 'NUTTIN on that, baby! I'm imagining the rapture will probably look like a vertically ascending dust cloud, pulling bits of dried earth, bones, teeth, ash, etc up into the air several miles. Actually this will probably resemble a giant mushroom cloud, like from a nuclear bomb. One can only assume by faith the all the angels have a reassembly factory that will be manned to put all the dead back together again (imagining thousands of lines of small green and orange angels, like the Ooompa-Loompas all working on the job of final resurrection). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycatlady Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Thank you so much for giving me such a funny mental image! Maybe that's why my church never had ceiling fans. I think there would have been considerably fewer kids fainting on the alter if they put some in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GlitterSno Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 A ceiling fan could always give the pentecostal that last *swing* before going to heaven.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Because when the Rapture happens, you can just imagine if they're stood/sat under one of those... This sort of thing is what is holding up the Rapture. God has to wait for all the saved to be outdoors at the same time. And when you factor in the "God don't want no robots" theology you can just see the problem. And just maybe, back when God planned this rapture thing bodies were only buried 2 feet deep, now they are buried 6 feet deep in concrete to keep them from floating to the top in a flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Because when the Rapture happens, you can just imagine if they're stood/sat under one of those... This sort of thing is what is holding up the Rapture. God has to wait for all the saved to be outdoors at the same time. And when you factor in the "God don't want no robots" theology you can just see the problem. And just maybe, back when God planned this rapture thing bodies were only buried 2 feet deep, now they are buried 6 feet deep in concrete to keep them from floating to the top in a flood. Now you've gone and done it! Christians are going to be digging graves up everywhere now in order to hasten the Lord's return! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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