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Sister Lisa wrote me today and had this to say:

 

“HAHAHAH!

I don’t know how I found this insane site, but when I did I was laughing so

hard I think I almost peed myself.

It baffles me that person who is probably in their adult years, would

devote so much effort to work on a blog about anti-christianity. Seriously,

we get you’re so against it but come on. Just because you’re going to hell,

doesn’t mean you have to BLOG about it.

jeeeeze mann,

have fun with your life.

oh my gosh hahahah seriously,

thanks for the laughs though!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA”

 

My response:

 

Sister Lisa: I don’t know how I found this insane site…

 

Brother Jeff: The Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him magically led you to find it! Glory!

 

Sister Lisa: but when I did I was laughing so hard I think I almost peed myself.

 

Brother Jeff: Glory, Sister! Glory!

 

Sister Lisa: It baffles me that person who is probably in their adult years, would devote so much effort to work on a blog about anti-christianity.

 

Brother Jeff: Because I was caught up in the cult for 15 years of my life. I found my way out, and I want to warn others about the absurdity and dangers of religious belief.

 

Sister Lisa: Just because you’re going to hell…

 

Brother Jeff: There is no hell for me or anyone else to go to, Sister Lisa. Hell is a myth, and a sick and demented myth at that.

 

Sister Lisa: doesn’t mean you have to BLOG about it…

 

Brother Jeff: This blog is meant to educate and entertain. It obviously entertained you!

 

Sister Lisa: have fun with your life…

 

Brother Jeff: I do, Sister Lisa. This site is part of that fun! Glory!

 

Sister Lisa: thanks for the laughs though!

 

Brother Jeff: You’re welcome, Sister Lisa! Glory!

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Sister Lisa wrote me today and had this to say:

 

I was laughing so

hard I think I almost peed myself.

 

Well she can always wear a Depends for that problem.

 

What kind of jesus worshipper laughs at mockery. LOL! She will be damned for this, damned I say ;)

And not trying to save poor Bro Jeff's immortal soul from damnation? Obviously she needs a good prayin-for! :lmao:

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Sister Lisa sounds like an immature adolescent. I think her mother needs to revoke her internet privileges and send her to her room.

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Sister Lisa wrote me today and had this to say:

 

“HAHAHAH!Just because you’re going to hell,

doesn’t mean you have to BLOG about it.

 

 

Wow.... That's just one weird fupduk comment, all by itself. Why not blog about it? Enjoy the ride, share the pictures, write about the journey.

 

I hate it when I get that "you're going to hell" comment as a toss-off, uttered like an assumed fact, and have to wonder if it's even worth correcting the speaker's misperception.

 

 

ETA: oh yeah, and I wonder how come I never get the "interesting" visitors on my blog! hmph!

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I agree Knitterman. As the Grateful Dead so aptly put it "I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride."

Oh, and Billy Joel: "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners are much more fun."

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Brother Jeff really DOES get all the chicks!

:58:

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Brother Jeff, you are a sick demented bastard beating up on those poor defenseless, deluded christians like that! ;) Your ass is going to hell and a handbasket! :fdevil: We all love your ministry and you keep us laughing! :notworthy:

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Whom would Jesus laugh his ass off at?

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Whom would Jesus laugh his ass off at?

 

<*gasp*> You say you are an educator??? "At whom would Jesus laugh his ass off!"

There. Fixed.

 

hehehehehee

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When my students ask if it is ever appropriate to end with a preposition, I say "Not that I know of." :grin:

 

They rarely get it, but I'm a great admirer of my own secret irony.

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