Brother Jeff Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Brother Clebus wrote me today and had this to say: “I HAT YUR SIT!! i IS A CRISTAN AN I HAB BEN FUR MENY YEERS! HOW DAR YU MAK SUKS A TURRIBEL SIT! YU MOK AN HAT WAT YU DONT UNDURSTAD! i CULD TEL YU STUF TTHAT WULD MAK IT CLEER TWO YU! tHE GOSPIL IS SIMPL! EEVIN IF YU DONT BELEEV IT, JESUS LOVS YU! HE DEID FUR YU, DAMIT! wEN HE WUZ GITIN THE KRAP BEET OWT OF HIM, HE WUZ DOIN IT FUR YU! WEN HE DEID AND SED, “IT IS FINUSHDâ€, IT WUZ FUR YU! WEN HE WINT TO HELL FOR 3 DAYES, IT WUZ FUR YU! WEN THE HOLLY SPIRRIT REZURECTID HIM, IT WUZ FUR YU! OH, GLOREY TWO GODD! I MEEN 3 GODD, BUT HE IS 1 GODD! YU IS A WANTIN ETURNIL LIF? AKSEPT JESUS AS YUR SAVYUR! BOWE YUR HED AN SAYE THES: GODD, I RED YUR WORD AN HAD THE GOSPIL EKSPLAND TOO ME BI YUR SURVINT CLEBUS, AND I NO I IS A SINUR. I DEZERV TO ROSTE IN YUR FLAMMIN HEL. bUT, i BELEEV THATT YU DEID FUR MI SINZ. i ASKE FUR YU TO CUM IN TO MI HART AN SAV ME. THAK YU, JESUS! AMIN! GLOREY!†HEERS MI PIKCHUR: PLEEZ AKSEP JESUS BEEFOR ITS TO LAAT! YURS IN CRISTE, CLEBUS P.S. (AGIN) PLEES TAK YUR TURIBEL SIT DOWNE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendredie Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 ..... ..... .... ... ... is that a serious post.....?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 ..... ..... .... ... ... is that a serious post.....?! No, I made it up, but I've had Christians write me who were almost as bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 That almost sounded like a rant from Westboro Baptist Church ... but, too well written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 W'all, jus tel bro clebus I hat ur sit 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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