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Getting Nailed For Easter


Grandpa Harley

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"let´s get nailed!"

 

Hey this was fun to read. Maybe the next big idea for works outings.

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Getting nailed on Easter is a thorny subject to some, resurrected year after year as a topic that just won't stay dead and buried.

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Got wood? Get nailed. God is a sadomasochist voyeur.

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Maybe we should market the Trojan Whip™ for safe-skin breaking? The first Roman-Style Prophylactic whip. But that's not really suffering! What's this, "Soak the nails in alcohol for the whole year first to make them sanitary" crap? That's surgery, not suffering! They should use only Roman Empire approved crucifixion spikes to truly share in the Lord's suffering, and then have your knees broken with a Roman Approved Soldiers mallet! This fake death stuff is for pansy-ass Lutherans with their Wonder Bread communion wafers! Go for the real blood!

 

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:sing: Nail me up before you go-go.
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