Brother Jeff Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Hey everybody, I have reconverted on this most glorious of days - Easter Sunday! Jesus loves you just as He does me! He knew that you would deconvert and curse Him even back when you got saved, but that doesn't diminish His love for you! Jesus is REAL! Give your heart back to Him on this day! He will forgive you and take you back into His loving arms! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well this is a funny day to crawl out of hibernation. It's cold and snowy out my window. If I were hibernating down in a comfy warm cave I think I'd just stay there, dead or alive. Now I remember...I had meant to ask how long your reconversion is going to last. Or if perhaps that is a typo. Yes, I'm sure it is. You must have meant deconverted. But no...deconverted people don't talk about risen saviors and that sort of thing. Oh well it won't last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 It's just a phase, I'm sure. We all go through those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Yawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 I was just joking around anyway. Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Hey everybody, I have reconverted on this most glorious of days - Easter Sunday! Jesus loves you just as He does me! He knew that you would deconvert and curse Him even back when you got saved, but that doesn't diminish His love for you! Jesus is REAL! Give your heart back to Him on this day! He will forgive you and take you back into His loving arms! Glory! Put the babble down slowly and back away ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Hey everybody, I have reconverted on this most glorious of days - Easter Sunday! Jesus loves you just as He does me! He knew that you would deconvert and curse Him even back when you got saved, but that doesn't diminish His love for you! Jesus is REALâ„¢! Give your heart back to Him on this day! He will forgive you and take you back into His loving arms! Glory! Put the babble down slowly and back away ... LOL...Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonolithTMA Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I was just joking around anyway. Glory! When I saw the subject I thought it might be real...then I saw the author and knew it was a joke. If you reconverted I was going to follow you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 As my favorite Hymn written by St. Zakk of the Black Label Bible Society goes: "Doomsday Jesus we need you now......" <screaming guitar solo> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I was just joking around anyway. Glory! What a relief! Actually, I knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telesmith Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I'll be praying for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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