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I didn't know there was a revelation from Mary. I know that none of this is in the Bible. Where did it come from?

 

FIFTEEN PROMISES OF THE BLESSED VIRGIN

TO CHRISTIANS WHO FAITHFULLY PRAY THE ROSARY

 

1. To all those who shall pray my Rosary devoutly, I promise my special protection and great graces.

2. Those who shall persevere in the recitation of my Rosary will receive some special grace.

3. The Rosary will be a very powerful armor against hell; it will destroy vice, deliver from sin and dispel heresy.

4. The rosary will make virtue and good works flourish, and will obtain for souls the most abundant divine mercies. It will draw the hearts of men from the love of the world and its vanities, and will lift them to the desire of eternal things. Oh, that souls would sanctify themselves by this means.

5. Those who trust themselves to me through the Rosary will not perish.

6. Whoever recites my Rosary devoutly reflecting on the mysteries, shall never be overwhelmed by misfortune. He will not experience the anger of God nor will he perish by an unprovided death. The sinner will be converted; the just will persevere in grace and merit eternal life.

7. Those truly devoted to my Rosary shall not die without the sacraments of the Church.

8. Those who are faithful to recite my Rosary shall have during their life and at their death the light of God and the plenitude of His graces and will share in the merits of the blessed.

9. I will deliver promptly from purgatory souls devoted to my Rosary.

10. True children of my Rosary will enjoy great glory in heaven.

11. What you shall ask through my Rosary you shall obtain.

12. To those who propagate my Rosary I promise aid in all their necessities.

13. I have obtained from my Son that all the members of the Rosary Confraternity shall have as their intercessors, in life and in death, the entire celestial court.

14. Those who recite my Rosary faithfully are my beloved children, the brothers and sisters of Jesus Christ.

15. Devotion to my Rosary is a special sign of predestination.

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I transcribed that as the Blessed Virgin dictated it to me. It is all true, and you can't prove it isn't.

 

Actually, I just asked a former catholic and a currently devout one and neither one had ever heard of it.

 

I'd like to say somebody just made it up, but nobody would make up religious stuff.

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I transcribed that as the Blessed Virgin dictated it to me. It is all true, and you can't prove it isn't.

 

Actually, I just asked a former catholic and a currently devout one and neither one had ever heard of it.

 

I'd like to say somebody just made it up, but nobody would make up religious stuff.

 

I trust the church and George Bush. They would NEVER lie.

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Someone gave me a copy of that recently. I was also told that if I pray the rosary for 30 days, even as an atheist, that it would change my life. Personally I'm sticking with these awesome magic beans that this guy gave me in trade for my cow, Mom is going to be so happy!

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As a former practicing Catholic, I can say I've never heard of that list either.

 

It's almost as though it's intended to grow with comedic effect as the list goes on. Predestination is the last word. Ha ha!

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