Insanity personified Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 is when christians whine like a bunch of prepubescent children after a sugar rush when they find out that the legal system wasn't designed with the intent of shoving america's head 4 feet up the religious right's ass im feeling very angry today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted September 23, 2008 Super Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 Somebody needs a nice cup of DECAF! Really, I hear ya. If you don't bend over and spread 'em they claim persecution and accuse the atheist humanist satanic commie god-hating scientists press supreme court educational system of destroying our Christian Nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSeeking Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Hah. I was debating my friend on the coin issue of "Under God". She said that it was a privelage and why chould Christians have that privilage taken away? " Besides, it brings more poeple to God" MISSING THE POINT Our country isn't supposed to be about bringing people to a god or belief of any sort! Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Somebody needs a nice cup of DECAF! Really, I hear ya. If you don't bend over and spread 'em they claim persecution and accuse the atheist humanist satanic commie god-hating scientists press supreme court educational system of destroying our Christian Nation. One wonders why if an all powerful God wants America to be a Christian nation, America is not a Christian nation. WTF are Christians worried about? Doesn't the good book say they are going to win? Do they believe it or not? I say they don't believe it. They know that God is incompetent, so they figure they have to do themselves. If only there were school prayer, then God would love us. If only there were no abortion, then God would love us. If only there were no queers, then God would love us. If only women didn't have tits, then God would love us. If only Walmart Employees had to say "Merry Christmas" then God would love us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 If only all women had really large tits, then God would love us. Fixed that for you. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 " Besides, it brings more poeple to God" This is such a true statement. I can't count the amount of times I heard a testimony that included "...and I looked down at my change and thought 'If our currency trusts this god so much then why can't I?' And that's when I prayed to the god of the coins and ask him to come into my heart and 'change' me. I later discovered that god was jesus and now I am a xian. Bless you coins for saving my soul!" mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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