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Hairs that likely belonged to humans living 195,000 to 257,000 years ago in Africa have been identified in fossilized brown hyena dung, according to a new study that describes the first non-bony material in the early human fossil record.

 

That puts a dent in the Christian creationists' claim of people living warm and fuzzy with animals until about 6,000 years ago, and it shoots a dent in the creation claim of man being only 6,000 years or so, old.

 

If I were a caveman, that would be how I know I would be remembered--dug up in a pile of hyena shit! My fellow cavemen would morn for me the day I was eaten by the hyena, and then slowly forget about me over time, but the day of my discovery returned in fossilized hyena shit, that day would be known forever!

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From shit you came, to shit you are destined.

 

What I find amazing is that there actually was a person who was digging through old shit! I wonder how that job application look like?

 

Interviewer - what's your experience?

 

Applicant - I used to clean bathrooms.

 

I - Any experience in digging in pooh?

 

A - Sorry?

 

I - Have you ever got a pile of dung and look into it to see what you found?

 

A - Eh? Why would I do that?

 

I - Just out of curiosity.

 

A - Hmm... no, not really...

 

I - Sorry, you don't qualify... NEXT!!

 

...

 

It's a tough call to be a manureologist, but someone's gotta do it. (Is this what they call, for shits and giggles?)

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:lmao:

 

Hans apparently examining fossilized feces is a respected means of obtaining information about the lives of long dead animals. Fossilized feces are called coprolites, meaning “dung stone”.

 

Coprolite

 

Sounds like a good insult.

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Hans apparently examining fossilized feces is a respected means of obtaining information about the lives of long dead animals. Fossilized feces are called coprolites, meaning “dung stone”.

Actually, I do know that. I just thought it was fitting to throw in some poop jokes. :HaHa:

 

Coprolite

Sounds like Crappolite. (Which would make sense)

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That puts a dent in the Christian creationists' claim . . .

 

You can't dent a delusion. The debbil put that hair there to fool the unfaithful.

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You can't dent a delusion. The debbil put that hair there to fool the unfaithful.

Maybe you have to use imaginary clue-by-fours to create the dents in their delusions? Lets find some alchemist who can conjure up some fancy thingamajig. :)

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The Ancient Order of Coprolite Christians

 

They were the first X-tians ever and hold the true gospel. Their gospel to the non-believers was full of shit.

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